Aizawa: *looks in the living room to see 3 loud blonds* *looks at Shinso and Shoto* what tf did I say about loud blonds?!
Shinso: well you are with a loud blond-
Aizawa; you're meant to learn from my mistakes not copy them-
Shoto: like father like son.
Aizawa: none of us in this room are actually blood related anyway--
Shoto: lIkE fAtHeR lIkE sOn.
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Some bitch: Kota leave that monster! Come play with me. I love you. She could kill you with her quirk!
Kota: do I give a fuck?
Eri: no not one.
Kota: how many fucks do I give?
Eri: zero
Kota: exactly. So your comment is irrelevant.
Eri: *hugs Kota*
Kota: *hugs her back*
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Tamaki: it's too quiet something is going to happen-
Mirio: TAMAKIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
Tamaki: knew it. *opens his window and looks out* what tf are you doing screaming at me when my parents will let you inside?
Mirio: it feel more romantic this way.
Tamaki: oh shut up-
Mirio: no.
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Mina: *dancing*
Sero: U///U
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Deku: Shoto-
Shoto: no. You cannot call me Shoto. You have been downgraded. You can only call me Todoroki.
Deku: ..... Todoroki-
Shoto: that's better now what tf do you want?
Deku: *opens his mouth*
Katsuki: *hits Deku with his quirk* Shoto I need to show you something.
Shoto: okay? *runs over to Katsuki*
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Future Kaminari: *appears* Hola. I am here to do this- *slaps Deku and dissapears*
Deku: ._.
Kaminari: 'I'm not even gonna apologise.'
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Monoma: I hate Shinso so much. *writing things he loves about Shinso down* he is so perfect. His smile. His laugh. They're so cute its disgusting. I hate his guts.
-the next day-
Monoma: *hugging Shinso*
Some kid: you two dating?
Monoma: how dare you think such a thing. I hate him. He is an idiot.
-later-
Monoma: Mom I hate him!
Monoma's mother: who?
Monoma: Shinso. He is too fucking perfect. I hate it.
Monoma's mother: uh-huh.
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Rappa: *finds Tengai's ex* hey have you seen Tengai?
Tengai's ex: what the bitch I used to date? Yeah I injured him-
Rappa: you did what?! *beats her up and runs off to find Tengai* *finds him* oh god Tengai! *runs to his side* Tengai?!
Tengai: *unconscious*
Rappa: bitch- why tf is there so much blood- I'm taking him to Overhaul. *picks up Tengai and walks off*
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