Fandom: OoO, FTO, Gymnastics AU
Ship: Yes
Type: Incorrect Quotes
Warnings: Uh.. Idk
Question of the Fic: Favorite Book?
Mine: Okay, it's either The Tower of Nero by Rick Riordan or Shadow Thieves by (I forgot)
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Kidnapper: We have your child!
Michael: That's impossible! I have Ritchie right here.
Kidnapper: Then who keeps saying "Mama Bear" when ever we mention you?
Michael: Oh my gods, they have Austin.
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Michael: Some people are like Slinkies
Ritchie:..
Michael: Relatively useless but they still make you smile when you push them down the stairs
Ritchie: please don't push me down the stairs
Michael: You can't stop me!
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Mario: I sleep with a dagger under my pillow
Riccaro: Weak, I sleep with a sword
Cal: You're both pathetic
Mario: Oh really, then what do you sleep with?
Cal: Xylo
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Cal: *smiles*
Xylo: *slams his hands on the table while blushing* That's it! I'm killing him!
Kayla: Or you could man up and ask him out instead
Xylo:... But killing him would be easier..
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Cal: Someone died in the living room
Lychee: Well I guess it's not a living room anymore
Davis: Get out
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Lychee: I have a riddle for you. What has four legs and isn't alive?
Riccaro: Nice try. It's a chair.
Lychee, Holding Ricarro's dead dog: not this time.
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Davis: The risk we took was carefully calculated.
Lychee: WE ALMOST DIED!?
Davis: I never said I was good at Math
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Lucas: You ever get the feeling that nobody sees you?
David: I have a really good body, so.... no
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Ritchie: I have this urge to do something stupid
Devin: I'm stupid, do me.
Brandon:
Lucas:
David:
Devin: Oh my god, did I just say that out loud?
Eden:
Eden: Oh my god you're an idiot
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David: I have feelings for you
Mario, blushing: You do?
David: Yes. I feel you're a little annoying.
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Brandon: Do you ever want to place your hands on somebody's cheeks, look into their eyes and then violently shake their head until their neck snaps?
Lucas: Well that took an unexpected turn..
Devin: so did their neck
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David: No, it would be against my moral compass!
Lucas: Your moral compass is a russian roulette wheel.
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Mori: [Hitting Jericho]
Jericho: Ow! What are you doing!?
Mori: Hitting on you
Jericho: THAT'S NOT HOW YOU DO IT- wait what?
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*Playing Scrabble*
Lucas: I'll start by adding an "A"
Blake: I'll add to your "A" to make "As"
Mario: I'll add to your "As" to make "Ass"
David: I'll add to your "Ass" to make "My father is the biggest ass for being a dick to my mom and treating me like shit"
Lucas: That isn't how you play the game David.
David: *flips table*
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Devin: I've never been in a snowball fight before. I don't know the rules.
David: What??
Devin: Is there a point system, or is it just to the death?
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Mori: *yawns*
Jericho: Yeah, being beautiful must be tiring.
Mori, winking: Well then you must be exhausted
[Jericho aggressively blushing RED]
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Lychee: About a week ago, I accidentally slept with Nad..
Cal:........ Really?
Lychee: Yes.
Davis: You accidentally slept with Nad..?
Lychee: Yes.
Cal and Davis: Accidentally?
Lychee: Yes.
Riccaro: I don't understand, did you trip over something?
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Jakey: If you had to go on a date with anyone of us, who would you chose?
Lychee: No way
Bryan: I'm not answering that
Cal: Davis...
Everyone:...
Cal: I mean! No way I'm not answering that!
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Lychee: Describe yourself in one word
Nad: Yours
Lychee, tearing up: Disgusting
Lychee: Say it again
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Cal: That's it! You're all in trouble! Riccaro, no music for you. Davis, no basketball for you. And Lychee.. Oh gosh, is there anything you like?
Lychee: Murder
Cal: No murder for you!
Lychee: I was gonna say "I'll kill you" but I guess that's off the table now.
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Riccaro: I can't find my phone
Xylo: okay, I'll call you
Riccaro: no wait-
Phone ringing: you are my dad (You're my dad!) BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE
Riccaro:
Xylo:
Riccaro:.. I can explain
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Lee: You've been observing Lychee for 48 hours now. What have you discovered?
Nad: That people fall in love with him easily
Lee:... An example?
Nad, tearing up: me
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Davis: I love you Bryan
Bryan, blushing: I-I love you too, Davis
Davis: [turns to Lychee] See Lychee? It's fine to tell your friends you love them.
Lychee, nonchalantly: Bryan fainted
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A/N: Ah, I have like 20 oneshots draft but like only two make the cut.. AHH, I ALSO NEED TO WORK ON GRIMSHADE. I'm like halfway the next chapter soo hopefully it's soon.
Anywho, I spent like the whole day reading. And I suddenly feel way relaxed.