Padme: He meant mashed potatoes, I'm sure
Cody: So, how's the pumpkin pie?
Trapper: Gone!
Cody: What??? You ate it all???
Waxer: A lot of people took some bites
Cody: I should have made more
Obi Wan: Oh, it's fine Cody. I'm just glad to see that my apple cider tea isn't the popular beverage. It means more leftovers for me
Ahsoka: Or a drunk Obi Wan
Satine: You do get rather...crazy when you drink too much of that stuff
Ahsoka: You have no idea how hard it is dealing with both a crazy Anakin and Obi Wan
Rex: I know what it's like commander...
Hardcase: We should have a food fight!!
Jesse: Yeah!
Rex: No no no. How about you boys go play tag outside?
Jesse: Fine
Fives: Ahhh!!! I'm going upstairs!!!
Bly: Get back here!
Rex: Just don't break anything up there!
Adi Gallia: Its so cool that we get to have a party, I mean get together in a giant mansion
Kit: Where else would we fit?
Satine: Lol. This place is pretty grand.
Padme: Well this is what I get for being a good senator. Chancellor Palpatine himself lost me borrow the place
Jesse: ....Would it be a bad time to mention that I think I stained the floor with some orange crush?
Padme: WHAT??? NOOO
Anakin: And there go your privileges senator. And no bigge Jesse, I spilt the cranberry salad all over the toliet. It's now permanently red
Padme: Oh my god. I'm never inviting you to a party again
Ahsoka: I'll take note of that. Just cover the place with rugs..
Rex: What about the toilet seat tho?
Ahsoka: Um...idk?
Obi Wan: Just get another. Not until after the party is over, of course. Who knows what Anakin has planned for tonight
Anakin: I was thinking we have a big bonfire and throw every rubber chicken we can find inside of it
Aayla: Um...wow.
Hardcase: Can I throw my toothbrush in too??
Cody: What happened to that man's sanity
Dogma: He is no man
Tup: He's a clone.
Hardcase: I thought I was a chicken!
Obi Wan: Just don't be a rubber chicken
Ahsoka: Lol, or you would end up in that bonfire too
Anakin: Whatev. I'm going to go stuff some more food into my van
Padme: Anakin!
Anakin: What? Nobody could ever eat all of this food
Plo Koon: Except maybe Yoda
Kit: Did he just stuff a dozen bagels down his shirt?
Aayla: And the whole pan of rolls
Anakin: Looks like I'm not the only one who needs a van to stuff food in
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