Waxer: hello?
Boil: hi
Rex: um, what's up?
Fives: yeah
Boil: were stuck in a closet
Rex: why?
Waxer: a joke I guess
Fives: that's a pretty good one, but I didn't do it.
Jesse: I wonder who did it...
Waxer: I know it was you jesse!
Boil: yeah
Jesse: it wasn't just me...
Rex: let me guess it was you and Hardcase?
Jesse: no..
Hardcase: nope. Too busy making Dogma's cookies. Btw, where are you fives? Your supposed to be helping
Fives: uh, I'm uh, reading Echo's book!
Echo: oh really. That's great fives! When were done we can talk all about it. Who's you fav character?
Fives: uh, you know on second thought never mind. I'm comming Hardcase
Waxer: lol
Boil: were still locked in this stupid closet!
Rex: who else, besides Jesse trapped you in there?
Jesse: its...
Tup: no no no! It wasn't me. Okay it was I'm sorry but Jesse made me do it!
Waxer: just come let us out
Boil: yeah I can smell those cookies all the way from here..
Jesse: fine, but it was such a good joke.
Rex: just let them out Jesse
Jesse: 👌
Rex: btw, I wouldn't try those cookies if I were you...
Tup: but I can't miss cookies!
Rex: your mistake..
All the other clones eat some of the cookies and immediately start spitting them out, looking for water. Fives and Hardcase just sit back and laugh
Rex: I tried to warn you
Jesse: DID TOU SERIOUSLY PUT EXTREMELY HOT PEPPERS IN THE COOKIES!!!!!
Fives:..yes
Tup:😝
Waxer: ahhh! These are so hot! Where is the water!!!???
Boil: I DONT KNOW BUT THIS HAS TO STOP!!!
Echo: lol
Fives: why don't you try a cookies Echo
Echo: no way
Rex: guys... Come on..
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Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars
FanfictionFunny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the war. Don't take anything serious, because this is pure goofiness. Warning: this will probably be the craziest thing you've ever read. ***If...