Fives: hello. Your all probably wandering why I called you here
Boil: no, i was actually wondering when you are going to let me out of this closet
Waxer: and me!
Rex: sorry guys. Why did you call us here?
Anakin: I think I know..
Fives: well I'm taking a survey on best ships!
Ahsoka: no
Obi wan: well I guess I'm just here to die of embarrassment again
Aayla: why do you need a survey fives?
Fives: because I need to see if my all time favorite ship is the most popular
Shak Ti: what's your top ship?
Rex: don't say it.
Ahsoka: god, no. Please don't
Fives: its.. Rexoka!
Plo koon: okayyy
Shak Ti: that's not what I expected.
Fives: ok lets get down to business. What's your favorite ships?
Plo Koon: I'm more of an obitine shipper myself.
Shak ti: luxoka
Fives: noo! Rexoka!
Shak Ti: luxoka!
Fives: Rexoka!
Shak Ti: luxoka!
Fives: Rexoka!
Shak Ti: Rexoka!
Fives: luxoka!
Shak Ti: well then I'm glad we agree
Fives: what? No fair you used your Jedi mind trick against me!
Ahsoka: Please tell me their not arguing about which ship I'm in is better..
Rex: unfortunately, they are
Kit: I've got a council meeting soon, so I've gotta leave.
Aayla: aww! Bye
Anakin: Aayla and Kit were sitting in a tree...
Padme: anakin...
Fives: what's your favorite ship master Fisto?
Kit: um, probably obitine
Satine: does everybody ship us?
Obi wan: apparently
Fives: what about you two love birds?
Obi wan: were not love birds. And I ship Anidala
Shak Ti: that's a ship?
Anakin: yes me and my wif- I mean senator are a ship.
Ahsoka: sometimes I really think you two are married
Padme: ahh, whattt.
Fives: ok. Back to your favorite ship! We've got one Rexoka, one Luxoka, bluh, one Anidala, and two obitine
Anakin: hmm, obitine's cool, but maybe I like Rexoka better...
Ahsoka: Skyguy..
Fives: Rexoka it is then!
Padme: I'm more a fan of Luxoka
Ahsoka: your just saying that because you know his mom
Padme: ehh
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