Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars

If The Clone Wars Was A Drama With Interviews

●After Ahsoka became Anakin's padawn

Ahsoka: I'm here to prove myself that I can be a Jedi. I might look like a walking shrimp, but you'd be surprised with what I could do.

-She attempts to throw her lightsaber across the room and catch it, but she busts the glass of a window instead

Ahsoka: Ohho, sorry

Anakin: Did I ask for a Padawan? No. Did I ask to get my hand chopped off? No. It's like someone just wants to make fun of me or something

Obi Wan: Honestly I find it ironically hilarious, seeing as how Anakin became my Padawn the same way. Are the two of them going to get in a lot of trouble? Yes. Are they going to burn something down? Yes. But most importantly, they'll learn to hide it from me so I won't have to deal with it

-sips tea.

Obi Wan: Also my life is going to become a comedy now

●After Pong Krell's death

Rex: It's just, sad, you know, seeing others treat your brothers, like a piece of dirt. Like, like they're lives are worthless. It makes me feel...really insecure and questionable about my place in the Universe.

Tup: I was screaming internally the whole time. I've never done any field missions really, and this was, whew, something else. Traumatic.

Fives: I think Tup was talking about me putting a spider in his coffee. Hey, he was the newbie, gotta prank him sometime.

Dogma: I honestly didn't give a crap about Krell. He was a looser. If I had three bullets in my gun and I was in a room with Krell, Grevious, and Maul, I would shoot Krell three times.

Hardcase: I was having the time of my life! But then like every party, the parents show up. Except this time it was Krell brutally murdering us. Yeah, the party's over

●Ahsoka, after losing her lightsaber:

Ahsoka: I can't believe it. On a list of all the worst mistakes I could've made, losing my lightsaber is like, number one. Someone's going to litterly murder me if they find out

Anakin: Its hilarious, because, uh, I did the same thing all the time as a Padawn

Obi Wan: When will they learn, that they're actions have consequences!

●After Obi Wan's "death" in the Rako Hardeen episodes:

Anakin: I- I can't believe he's dead. I used to think it would be the best thing ever, because I would be able to do whatever I wanted, but now- I realize that means responsibility falls on me. -Bursts into tears-

Ahsoka: He's gone. Obi Wan was like...a sassy dad who had some obsession with the high ground. I'm gonna miss him. And his bad jokes and sarcasm.

Anakin, on the verge of a mental breakdown: dO i lOoK mEnTaLlY sTaBlE tO yOu???

Padme: He, uh, has some...issues

Satine: Obi Wan? Dead? Has the galaxy ever heard of such a travesty? And to think he had to die with that beard...he looked way handsomer without it.

●After finding out Obi Wan is, indeed alive:

Ahsoka: I think he's picked up a few tricks from Maul. And yeah, I'm glad he's back because, uh, someone needs to take care of Anakin