Anakin: hi everyone
Padme: hey Ani
Obi wan: not this chat..😖
Anakin: please I'm not that bad...
Satine: hello?
Obi wan: hi
Satine: why are you texting us Anakin Skywalker?
Anakin: just call me Anakin. I'll most likely be obi wans groomsmen at your wedding, so you best get to know me now
Obi wan: -faceplams- Anakin, in going to kill you one day.
Anakin: phw in your dreams. Now who wants to play truth or dare?
Padme:
Satine:
Obi wan: I've got to go,bye!
Satine: bye obi wan!
Anakin: oh you can't leave that easily master
Obi wan: well I think I can
Anakin: if you leave I'll tell everyone your secret.
Obi wan: what secret?
Anakin: that you have a crush on Sa-
Obi wan: shhh! Fine. Ill play. Just one round though. One round.
Satine: and I'll just pretend like I didn't know who's name your were spelling..
Padme: fine, for obi wans secrets sake, I'll play
Satine: fine. Nothing to crazy though
Anakin: this is going to be perfect...
Obi wan: I'm really going to regret this..
Satine: who's first?
Padme: ill go first.
Anakin: 👌
Padme: anakin, truth or dare?
Anakin: hmm dare obviously!
Padme: I dare you to go apologize to all the Jedi you pranked.
Anakin: but..
Padme: do it. Its a dare
Anakin:😧
Obi wan: well I'm waiting for an apology! Those sticky notes didn't pick up themselves!
Anakin: I'm.. I'm sorry(not really it was hilarious)
Obi wan: apology NOT excepted
Anakin: oh well I tried. Now my turn...
Satine: you have to finish the other part of the dare now.
Anakin: but.. What.. That will take years!
Padme: you might think twice about playing truth or dare the day after April fools.
Anakin: fine. Rip my life
Later
Anakin: phew, finally I'm done. You have no idea how hard it is to forgive every single Jedi that I pranked
Satine: how many Jedi did you prank, exactly?
Anakin: ... All of them
Satine: ....
Anakin: anyways my turn! Obi wan, truth or dare?
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Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars
FanfictionFunny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the war. Don't take anything serious, because this is pure goofiness. Warning: this will probably be the craziest thing you've ever read. ***If...