Rex: Will somebody please explain to me why all of my men are scared to death of a pineapple?
Ahsoka: I wish I had an explanation, but I don't.
Obi Wan: Maybe they're high on sugar again
Rex: Nope. I just got rid of all the donuts
Ahsoka: How?
Cody: He flushed them down the toilet
Rex: No. I choked them down in the swirling ground seat
Ahsoka: Lol
Fives: Ahhh!!! AHHHH!!!!
Tup: Rex help!!!! It's gonna get us!
Dogma: Be gone pineapple!!!
Fives: It's not moving!
Hardcase: AHHH!!!
Rex: Did Hardcase just jump out the window?
Fives: Yes
Jesse: Now save us!!!
Cody: Dang Rex you have a mess over there
Rex: It's always a mess.
Obi Wan: I don't want to point fingers, but I have a feeling that Anakin is totally behind this
Anakin: Did someone say my name? 😏
Ahsoka: Skyguy? How long have you been here?
Anakin: This whole time, waiting for the perfect time to show up
Rex: Of course, General
Obi Wan: Anakin, why are your men scared of a pineapple?
Anakin: That's no pineapple. Its...the haunted pinapple!!!!!
Obi Wan:
Cody:
Rex:
Ahsoka: If your waiting for us to get scared, it's not gonna happen
Rex: Yeah. Wait, just a minute. BOYS!!! GET OFF THE ROOF!!!
Hardcase: I'm going into the attic!!!
Fives: But the pinapple!!! It will get you!!!
Tup: Ahhh!!!
Rex: -Sighs- This has to stop
Anakin: I'm afraid it can't Rex.
Ahsoka: Why not?
Anakin: Because. Anyone who attempts to stop the pinapple becomes Its sworn enemy. And believe me, it will hunt you down.
Cody: I'm sorry, I just, it's too hard not to laugh at this
Hardcase: AHHHH
Jesse: Incoming!!!! INCOMING!!!
Ahsoka: What was that?
Rex: Hardcase just fell through the attic.
Obi Wan: Why am I not surprised?
Anakin: Because of the pinapple.
Obi Wan: That doesn't even make any sense. Just, tell us how this whole thing started.
Anakin: Well, I bought a pinapple at the grocery store
Ahsoka: I'm already not buying it
Rex: This is suspicious
Anakin: And when I got home, I put the pinapple in the fridge. But when I came back to eat it, it was gone.
Cody:
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