Funny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the war. Don't take anything serious, because this is pure goofiness. Warning: this will probably be the craziest thing you've ever read.
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Satine: are you still in hiding after making fun of Master Windu?
Anakin:
Padme: he is
Obi Wan: oh yes
Anakin: well, only partially
Ahsoka: what do you mean?
Anakin: I also shaved off the top of Ki Adi Mundi's hair, so he's also trying to capture me.
Rex: well you can't hide forever
Anakin: I'm just waiting until they forget about it
Obi Wan: forgetting your bald is not something that happens often. Believe me, I know
Satine: are you talking about that time you faked your death and went undercover?
Obi Wan: yes...
Rex: I'm bald, but I don't really think about it much.
Padme: where are you even hiding at?
Anakin: if I tell you guys you could tell Mace Windu or Ki Adi Mundi.
Ahsoka: true, true.
Anakin: well fine. I'll tell you because I'm bored. But you have to promise not to tell anyone else
Rex: um, okay
Satine: fine with me. I really don't care though
Ahsoka: tell us! I want to know where you've been hiding for a whole week
Obi Wan: agreed. Though it has been a rather odd week without Anakin
Ahsoka: you mean a good week.
Rex: true, nothing crazy for once
Anakin: guys, I'm right here
Padme: okay Ani. Just tell us where your at. I'm getting a little concerned.
Anakin: okay, I'm hiding in the attic of the jedi temple
Obi Wan: -facepalm-
Anakin: what? It's pretty cool up here
Ahsoka: well that explains the sounds I heard last night. Once I went up there in the attic. It was really creepy though. I swear I saw a dead body once
Anakin: you mean this mannequin?
Ahsoka: maybe?
Rex: so you've been hiding in an attic for a whole week?
Satine: unbelievable. Wait what have you been eating?
Padme: exactly what I was wondering. Don't tell me you've been eating nothing but chicken nuggets again...
Anakin: actually I found one of Shak Ti's food stashes and I've been eating off of that
Obi Wan: well your going to have another jedi after you when Shak Ti finds out
Ahsoka: yep. But seriously Skyguy? An attic of all places?
Anakin: yeah. It's pretty lit up here. And all the jedi are too scared to come up and look for me
Rex: what have you been doing to pass the time
Anakin: well there's a lot of strange stuff up here
Ahsoka: like a mannequin
Anakin: and there's wigs. Like this one.
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