Anakin: Guys
Anakin: Guys
Anakin: Guys where are you?
Rex: Busy sir
Anakin: I have donuts
Hardcase: DONUTS?!?!?
Jesse: WHERE???
Fives: Not in the toilet, already checked there
Rex: Why?
Fives: Cause once I found a popsicle in there. You never know.
Jesse: Where are the donuts?!?!?!?
Anakin: Kidding, kidding, I don't have donuts
Ahsoka: Seriously?
Anakin: Yeah. How else was I supposed to get your attention?
Hardcase: Ducktape us to the wall?
Obi Wan: Whatever crazy thing you're about to tell us Anakin, you don't have my attention
Anakin: Tea. Unlimited tea!
Obi Wan: ...You have my attention now
Rex: So what's so important, General, that you had to make my men go crazy over donuts?
Jesse: Maybe they're in this pillow case!
Fives: Let's jump on our beds while we're at it!!!
Tup: Wheee!!!!
Ahsoka: Lol
Anakin: So anyways, basically, I broke my elbow
Ahsoka:
Rex: ?
Fives: So?
Anakin: Aren't you like, shocked???
Obi Wan: Anakin, you lost your whole arm. Nothing you do surprises me anymore
Anakin: But don't you wanna know how it happened?
Rex: Let me guess; you were trying to do something weird
Ahsoka: Or stupid
Rex: And it went wrong
Anakin: Well- I, yeah.
Obi Wan: You know what? I'm about to say it
Anakin: Say it
Obi Wan: I don't care that you broke your elbow
Rex:
Anakin:
Fives: Ohohoho roasted! 😎
Echo:
Ahsoka: Master Kenobi has been waiting to say that his entire life, hasn't he?
Obi Wan: Indeed.
Rex: Yep.
Anakin: I can't believe you guys
Jesse: I can't believe anything after seeing the orange juice ghost haunt me
Hardcase: It was real! I told you!!!
Ahsoka: I need to hear that story. Sounds crazy
Rex: Believe me, it is
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Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars
FanfictionFunny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the war. Don't take anything serious, because this is pure goofiness. Warning: this will probably be the craziest thing you've ever read. ***If...
