Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars

revealed part 4

Fives: so its confirmed that Anakin and Padme are eating together, now we just have to find out if they're on a date.

Ahsoka: I can't see anything from here! I'm too short!

Obi wan: I can see them! Their laughing together.

Fives: oooh, get a pic green bean. Now its time for action! Harriet picklevomit, go over to them and act like your on your way to the rest room, but stop and ask them a few questions to get to the bottom of things.

Satine: okay.

So "Harriet Picklevomit" goes over to them.

Satine: I heard the laugin y'all, what's so funny now?

Padme: oh were just sharing stories.

Satine: are you dating? You too belong together like cherry pie

Anakin: oh, yeah. Were practically married.

Padme: he means were not dating. No we are not. Right Anakin?

Anakin: yeah...

Satine: oh well that's unfortunate y'all, I better be goin now.

Fives: uh! Their hiding something!

Ahsoka: how do we find out?

Fives: jillious jingle, odle Winston, you have to get closer!

Rex: were close enough aren't we??

Fives. I mean you have to get closer to Anakin and Padme and eavesdrop!

Rex: oh.

Ahsoka: how? We can't get any closer without them noticing.

Fives: Haroldaz jazz, you must create a distraction while jillious jingle and odle Winston sneak under the table!

Rex: oh God.

Ahsoka: just call us by our real names! All these code names are getting confusing.

Fives: no, if anyone reads these they'll no who we are and we'll be compromised!

Obi wan: true. I really don't want Anakin to realize that I'm snooping on him, because he might get a few ideas

Fives: just create the distraction Haroldaz Jazz!

Obi wan peeps up over his booth and starts to talk to Anakin and padme in a country acent, as Ahsoka and Rex sneak under the table.

Obi wan: howdy y'all.

Anakin: what do you want fat man?

Padme: Anakin!

Obi wan: I was wonderin if y'all would like to.. Um, buy some of my chickens!

Padme: live chickens?

Anakin: were good, now leave us alone!

Obi wan: mind yo feelings there boy.

Anakin: you sound like one of those stupid Jedi masters

Obi wan: well, er, um, they are wise, ain't they? I better be goin now y'all. Injoy your meal!

Fives: are you in position odle and jillious?

Ahsoka: yeah. This table is crowded though.

Rex: yeah, no kidding.

Fives: just listen to what they're saying!

Ahsoka: they're talking about the war.

Rex: now they're talking about they're food, well Anakin is anyways.

Ahsoka: oh, now they are talking about this restraunt.

Fives: start videoing them so I can hear for proof!

Ahsoka: okay, okay.

Anakin: why are there so many weirdos here?

Padme: Anakin just ignore the people and injoy the meal

Anakin: that farmer dude, he reminded me of someone...

Padme: who?

Anakin: idk.

Padme: oh, whatever. Let's just enjoy the meal. I do have to say this crab is undercooked though.

Anakin: the food or the weirdos might make this date weird, but its still amazing with you sweetie.

Padme: you too, dear.

Silence as everyone is screaming internally.

Fives: I knew it! I knew it!

Fives didn't realize he hit speaker on his phone so now Anakin and padme hear him screaming from under the table through ahsoka's phone....

To be continued.. Oh such a cliff hanger!