Ahsoka: I bet tonight will be super fun!
Aayla: Yeah, me too!
Kit: This is our first ever Jedi game night afterall
Obi Wan: Once, when I was but a padawn, we had a game night
Ahsoka: What happened?
Obi Wan: ...It's best you not know
Ki-Adi-Mundi: Indeed so.
Anakin: Oh wait- I know about this one. Once I had Madame Jocasta pull up all the files on the craziest things to ever happen in the temple
Vos: Bet ya I really contributed to that list
Obi Wan: More than anyone else.
Ahsoka: So what did they do Skyguy?
Anakin: Long story short, Yoda got mad over losing at connect four, so he cut the game in half, then started a fire by accidentally knocking a candle stick over
Aayla: 👀
Adi Gallia: Wow. I did not see that coming
Barriss: Hey guys! I'm here! And I brought this potato so we can play hot potato
Shaak Ti: Oh, let me see. Ow!!! That's hot!
Luminaria: Its called hot potato for a reason. Now who wants to start with duck duck goose?
Ahsoka: That game is for younglings!
Barriss: Yeah!
Plo Koon: The Wolf pack love to play that game to pass the time
Anakin: I say we start with Clue! I'll be Colonel Mustafar!
Obi Wan: You only want to be him because I always am
Ahsoka: I'll be Master Avar Kriss
Ki-Adi-Mundi: Anyone up for a little monoply?
Adi Gallia: Oooh no. Last time I played that, I was in it for a whole week. A week. Master Yoda is unbeatable. I'm starting with Uno! Who wants to play!
Aayla: Me!
Kit: I'm in!
Eth Koth: I'm in too
Mace Windu: I'm up for some monoply.
Saesse Tiin: Eh, why not? What else I got to do, die by some Sith Lord?
Sidious: In time...
Saesse Tiin: Woah! I think I just heard a ghost
Yoda: Play monopoly, I will. Dominate the galaxy, I will.
Anakin: Master Yoda, you're starting to sound like a Sith Lord.
Yoda: Only in Monoply, I am.
Vos: Okay, I do not play board games, so I brought my own virtual reality headset
Aayla: You stole that from a store, didn't you?
Vos: ...How did you know?
Aayla: The news saying some weirdo flexible guy with long caveman like hair steals a virtual reality set
Vos: I should've worn a wig like Ventress suggested...
Barriss: I'm going to play old Sith Lord. (This is a parody of Old Maid, lol)
Luminaria: I will join you Padawn.
Plo Koon: As will I. I only wish Wolffe would've joined us. He would love this
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Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars
FanfictionFunny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the war. Don't take anything serious, because this is pure goofiness. Warning: this will probably be the craziest thing you've ever read. ***If...
