Anakin: Hey, anyone free tonight?
Obi Wan: I spend almost every hour of my life making sure you don't get in trouble. Of course I'm not free.
Anakin: Dramatic much?
Ahsoka: I was thinking about going to buy myself a new poncho since my last one caught on fire during our fish fry, but if you've got something fun planned, I'm all for it.
Rex: I don't know...I don't want to get mixed up in another crazy adventure...but them again the 501st is currently using my alovera plant as fake snot to make weird snapchat videos with
Fives: Achoo!
Jessse: Dude, you just got snot all over me!
Hardcase: Let's go prank Maul with this!
Fives: Yeah!!!
Rex: ...Actually, I'm free tonight.
Anakin: Great...great...
Obi Wan: Anakin, what are you planning?
Padme: I am not going. I have an important debate tonight
Anakin: 'bout what?
Padme: ...On why cinnamon rolls should be given out for free to senators
Ahsoka: Lol, add the Jedi in there too
Anakin: Speaking of Jedi...
Kit: Hey guys!
Adi Gallia: Sup?
Aayla: Is there a fun event going on?
Anakin: Yeah. Wanna come?
Shaak Ti: What is it? If it involves shoes, I'm sorry. I just can't.
Ahsoka: ?
Shaak Ti: It's not that I have a phobia of shoes now or anything-
Adi Gallia: -Tosses shoe over in her direction-
Shaak Ti: AHH!!! AHHH!!!!
Kit: Wtc
Anakin: No, it doesn't involve shoes...only, well, consider it a grill out
Rex: Why do I have a bad feeling about this?
Cody: Probably because we should. But a grill out? I would miss watching a duel between Obi Wan and Grevious for that
Obi Wan: Fortunately, you won't have to. Because I'll be going. I know Anakim is up to something, and I intend to find out what
Anakin: Anyone else wanna come?
Barriss: Eh, I don't know. I have dinner to prepare tonight and all
Lux: Ahhh!!! Hey Barriss, I just blew up your microwave by putting a piece of cheese in there in a metal bowl
Barriss: On second thought, we'll be there
Plo Koon: A grill out, I hear?
Ahsoka: Yes Master Plo
Plo Koon: I will be there with my boys!!! Ever since Mace Windu banned us from grilling in the Jedi Temple, I go to any grill out I can.
Aayla: Why were you banned for?
Plo Koon: -Looks to Obi Wan-
Obi Wan: Let's just say as teenagers, we liked to party.
Plo Koon: And blow things up. Accidentally, of course. But to Mace Windu it doesn't matter
Satine: Be there, I will!
Obi Wan: Satine?
Padme: Why did u talk like Yoda for?
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Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars
FanfictionFunny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the war. Don't take anything serious, because this is pure goofiness. Warning: this will probably be the craziest thing you've ever read. ***If...
