Magicians Pet (🔞Hisoka Smut🔞)

BarZarr

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"It's so loud in here!" Kinta exclaimed over the booming music as they entered the nightclub, Hisoka simply smiled and grabbed her hand as he pulled her through the masses of grinding bodies. Lights flashed all around them as people danced, drank, and made out in various places. He felt Kinta pull on his hand as she suddenly came to a stop, when Hisoka turned around, he almost laughed.
Kinta had been stopped by one of the waitresses roaming the floor, the blonde haired girl wore nothing but fishnets, bunny ears, a black corset and star-shaped pasties over her nipples as she bounced on the balls of her feet, displaying a tray filled with various pills to Kinta. The poor girl's eyes were wide and her face was bright red as she desperately tried to maintain eye contact and not let her gaze drift downwards to the girls massive bouncing breasts.
"Would you like some candy?" The bunny eared girl chimed as she leaned over Kinta, towering over the girl in her eight inch pleaser shoes.
"Uh- I- what?" Kinta laughed nervously and eyed Hisoka before looking back at the girl. He could see the gay panic in her eyes, it was adorable.
"Oh you two must be new! Here!" The girl giggled as she popped one of the pills in her mouth and leaned in, wrapping an arm around Kinta's neck as she went in for a kiss.
"Ooohh-kay~" Hisoka chuckled as he pulled Kinta into him, just before the girl's lips made contact. "We don't want any candy, thank you sweetheart~"  He chuckled at the bunny eared girl.
"Okay!"  The girl chimed happily as she swallowed the pill, winked at Kinta and walked away.
"What the hell was that?!"  Kinta exclaimed as Hisoka began pulling her through the crowd again.
"Drugs." Hisoka shrugged nonchalantly.
"What?!"
"Kitten, this is the pleasure capital. If you've got a vice, they've got a vendor~" He chuckled as they finally made it to the VIP seating area.
Hisoka didn't even need to show any sort of ID, they knew exactly who he was and let him and Kinta in without question.
"I'll be having a friend joining us, long black hair, dead look in his eyes~ you can't miss him." Hisoka smiled as the bouncer nodded.
He pulled Kinta up to the seating platforms where they could watch the grinding bodies on the dance floor, they were massive U shaped booths with a table placed in the middle. Kinta and Hisoka slipped into the seats so they sat in the middle of the U, before they'd even been able to settle completely, a waiter walked up to their table.
The boy wore a skin-tight black speedo, knee high heel boots and a bowtie around his neck. His buzz-cut hair was dyed rainbow colors and he had a slit cut into his platinum blonde eyebrows with a piercing through it.
"What are ya'll drinkin tonight?" The boy smiled as he leaned over the table, making googly eyes at Hisoka.
"Whiskey on the rocks~" Hisoka smiled .
"And for you?" The boys gaze drifted over to Kinta. "You look fucking stunning by the way!"
"Ah- thank you!" Kinta smiled and rubbed the back of her neck. "Ah- whiskey I guess?"
Hisoka shook his head. "She'll have a Malibu Sunset~"
"Okey dookey!" The boy eye'd Hisoka one more time before getting off the table and sauntering away.
"Um, excuse you?" Kinta rolled her eyes at the magician.
"You don't handle your liquor well, you need to pace yourself~" Hisoka smiled as he set his elbows on the table, lacing his fingers together and resting his chin on them as he gazed at Kinta. "You really do look stunning~"
"You don't look half bad yourself." Kinta sighed happily, he watched her gaze travel over his shoulders and arms. This shirt fit him very well, and Hisoka knew it.
"Wow it's hot in here." Kinta slipped out of her jacket, giving him a full view down her dress and she leaned forwards to slip the leather fabric off.
"Damnit Hisoka I said no nightclubs." An annoyed, monotone voice rung out over the music.
"Hello Illumi~" Hisoka smiled at the assassin as he approached their table. "If you didn't want to meet at a nightclub, why did you dress like that~?" he waved a long finger at the man's outfit.
Illumi had dressed in a plum colored button down, unlike Hisoka he wore it completely buttoned up, but the shirt still hugged every curve of muscle across his shoulders. The buttons on his shirt where his golden pins and he wore a pair of fitted dark grey pants. He'd even worn his hair up in a tidy bun.
The assassin sighed heavily as he slipped into the booth next to Hisoka, he tried to ignore the earthy pine scent coming off him.
"I figured you'd pick a nightclub anyways." Illumi rested his elbow on the table and put his chin in the palm of his hand. "Hello Kinta." He waved lazily with his other hand but his dark gaze traveled over her dress.
The waiter came back, pausing momentarily to let his gaze wander over Illumi before setting their drinks down.
"And what are YOU drinkin' tonight handsome?" The waiter purred, resting his hip on top of the table.
Illumi cocked an eyebrow at the boy, looked him up and down slowly and then rolled his eyes. "Bourbon."
"Coming right up!" The waiter winked at him before sauntering away again.
"I think he likes you!" Kinta giggled from across the table.
"Maybe you can have some fun for once~" Hisoka wagged his eyebrows at the assassin.
"We're here for business." Illumi huffed. "I need to know more about Cody."
Hisoka felt Kinta tense at the sound of his name she reached out and took a sip of her fruity pink drink.
"That's sweet." Kinta licked her lips, raising her eyebrows as she set the glass down.
"We'll women are supposed to have the fruity drinks, right?" Illumi cocked his head. "Harder drinks are for the men."
Kinta frowned at him.
"Don't say that Illu~" Hisoka rolled his eyes. "She might challenge you to a drinking game~"
"She won't win." Illumi cocked an eyebrow at Kinta's glare.
She opened her mouth to say something but Hisoka turned and pressed a finger to her lips. "Down girl~" he chuckled. "Illumi is resistant to poison, I'm not even sure I could beat him in a drinking game~"
Kinta blinked as he pulled his finger away, shot Illumi one more dirty look and then took another drink from her pink glass.
"Come now~" Hisoka sighed at the tension building between his two toys. "I thought this would be fun."
Kinta rolled her eyes at the magician as she set her drink down. "What do you need to know about Cody?"
"Anything really." Illumi paused as the waiter came back, setting his drink down in front of the assassin along with a napkin.
The waiter winked before walking away again. Illumi picked up the napkin, furrowed his brow at it and then rolled his eyes before neatly folding it and putting it aside.
"What is it~?" Hisoka cocked his head.
"His phone number." Illumi rolled his eyes again.