Echo: Fives, you've had the segway for long enough. Now its my turn
Fives: Just one more minute pleaseeee
Echo: -sighs- fine
Yoda: In grave danger, the segway is
Bly: Say what???
Cody: Who is possibly going to come to this swampy planet?
Yoda: Grevious approaches, searching for his segway, he is.
Rex: Get ready for a fight men!
Cody: Were litterly defending a segway from Grevious? Why is my life so weird
Rex: Same
Tup: Well it was his in the first place, wasn't it?
Kix: No way can you take his side!
Bly: I got some grenades, a bomb, and some pizza
Jesse: Pizza??
Hardcase: Mine!!!
Bly: Uh yeah. Idk how that got there. Probably the boys....
Rex: Reminds me of the time I found a toothbrush in my boot, lol
Cody: So what do you want to do General Yoda?
Yoda: Retreat, we must. Protect the segway at all costs
Fives: Retreat? We can handle a couple of clankers
Dogma: According to these scans, there's five ships in orbit, and over a million battle droids marching down here.
Kix: Dang, that cyborg wants revenge
Echo: Wouldn't you if someone stole your segway?
Cody: ...I'm not so sure about that
Rex: Okay! The ship is all ready. Time to retreat.
Jesse: But whyyyy???
Fives: This is so lame
Dogma: It really is
Bly: I mean to a degree but I have a feeling it's not a good idea to mess with an angry cyborg who wants his segway back
Yoda: Correct, you would be
Grevious: Ah, Grand Jedi Master Yoda. -cough-cough- I see you have something that belongs to me....
Yoda: Segway in your possession, it is not. Mine, it will be
Grevious: We'll see Jedi green bean!
Yoda: Strange insult, that was
Fives: (Not as strange as Grevious riding a segway)
Rex: In the ship Fives!
Yoda and Grevious fight out an epic duel.... The duel of the segway
Grevious: I think you will find that my powers have doubled since the last time we met
Yoda: Met you before, I have not
Grevious: Well they have! I learned nearly every martial arts technique, even the Yoda
Yoda: -gasps- A martial arts move, I am??
Bly: I, uh, think he means yoga
Cody: And do you want some help?
Jesse: We're locked and loaded!
Hardcase: I've also got my nurf gun!
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