57. See You Never

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Malachite 2.0: *in pain* Wh-what are you going to do to me?!

Lapis: I believe you should get an idea by now, don't ya?

[Lapis raises her hand and swipes it sideways, which creates a razor-sharp storm of water blades that cut and damage Malachite 2.0's body, inflicting a great amount of damage.]

Malachite 2.0: *cries out in pain* AAAAAH!!

Obsidian: *shouting* Hey, Lapis!

Lapis: Hm? *turns to Obsidian* Is something wrong?

Obsidian: Hold the horses, will ya, you're going too far!

Lapis: *looks around* What horses?

Obsidian: ...

Lapis: ...

Obsidian: *awkwardly* No, I, uh... Very poor choice of words, we really need to improve that.

Lapis: You guys aren't taking this seriously, you know? You've just been playing around instead of getting rid of her for good.

Obsidian: What are you...? Look, I didn't mean to hurt her, okay?! She must be very weakened by now, you could shatter her by accident!

Lapis: Why would I do such a thing!? Who do you think I am?!

Obsidian: Just saying.

Lapis: ... Okay, truth be told - If I were to shatter her, believe me it wouldn't be "by accident", for I have every reason to do so.

Obsidian: What did you say?!

Lapis: But no way would I do such a thing, as much as she deserves it, I won't stoop to her level. Besides, doing so would be wrong, regardless of whether she deserves it or not. I won't do anything to her, so don't worry.

Obsidian: Fine, suit yourself. Just remember to be very careful.

Lapis: Yeah, whatever.

[Malachite 2.0 does her best to break free of Lapis' water chains, but her efforts are in vain.]

Malachite 2.0: *struggling* Grrr! Let me go!!

Lapis: *chuckles* No way I'm letting you go, ever!

[Malachite 2.0 is still struggling to break free.]

Malachite 2.0: I said... LET ME GO!

Lapis: Um, on second thought, you'd be doing me a big favor if you'd get outta my sight!

[Lapis begins to use her water power.]

Malachite 2.0: *in panic* Wh-what are you doing?!

[The whole area rumbles, water flows into the area and accumulates in one place, forming a large water harpoon.]

Lapis: I just don't want to see your ugly face ever again! So don't even think about coming back!

Malachite 2.0: *begs in panic* Stop it!! Don't you dare!!!

Lapis: See you never... Malachite!

[Lapis, without any hesitation, hurls the water harpoon at Malachite 2.0.]

Malachite 2.0: *in fear* NOOO!!!

[The water harpoon pierces right through Malachite 2.0, she then begins to inflate and explodes.]

[Jasper and Mean Lapis, now defused, fall to the ground.]

Jasper: *in pain* That... hurt... pretty bad.

[Said Jasper as she struggled to get up from the ground, as Lapis is seen flying up to her and Mean Lapis.]

Mean Lapis: *frightened* Sh-she's coming!

Jasper: We could beat her! If we stay together!

Mean Lapis: What, are you nuts?! That's impossible, don't you see?! Besides, there's no way I'm fusing with you again!

[Mean Lapis states as she summons her water wings.]

Mean Lapis: Sorry, pal, but I'm outta here!

Jasper: Hold on!

[Mean Lapis immediately takes flight, but to no avail, for she's quickly caught by Lapis' water chains.]

Mean Lapis: *groans in pain* I-It can't be!

[Lapis wraps her water chains around Mean Lapis's neck, torso and limbs, subsequently turning them into shackles; she now has her completely immobilized.]

Lapis: Come here, brat! Don't fly off so soon!

[Lapis says as she tugs on the water chain, pulling Mean Lapis towards her. She then forms a water fist from one of her water wings and delivers a powerful punch to Mean Lapis' stomach.]

Mean Lapis: *in pain* GAAHH! Wh-why? Why are you punching me in the stomach again?

Lapis: Why shouldn't I!? You've made me relive something I'd taken a long time to get over!

[Lapis says with a chilling look.]

Lapis: That really, really pissed me off.

Mean Lapis: *shivering in terror* I-I-I'm don't know what you're talking about! But please forgive me, I was just... *tears up* I was just trying to get my partner back, okay?! I had no ulterior motives, I just wanted to save her, I swear! *she says sobbing*

Lapis: Don't give me any lame excuses, will ya?! I don't believe a damn word of it!

Mean Lapis: *tears stream down her cheeks* B-b-but I'm telling you the truth!

Lapis: Yeah, right. Tell that to someone who doesn't know you. Although I highly doubt anyone with half a brain would buy that story, let alone with those crocodile tears of yours. How pitiful if you ask me.

Lapis: Yeah right. Tell that to someone who doesn't know you, because you can't deceive me, not even with those crocodile tears.

[Lapis angrily clenches her water wing/hand into a fist, to Mean Lapis' surprise, who closes her eyes in fear, as she thinks she's going to get a good pounding; however, Lapis just flicks her away.]

Mean Lapis: *groans in pain* Sh-she did that again.

[Mean Lapis rubs her cheek in tears.]

Mean Lapis: She's right, though - no one would believe a single word to a Mean Gem like me–

[Lapis tugs sharply on Mean Lapis's water chain, then begins to twist her around.]

Mean Lapis: *screaming* AAAAAH!!!

[Lapis then slams Mean Lapis down into the ground, knocking her out in a giant crater.]

Lapis: One down... *turns to Jasper* One to go.

Jasper: Grrr!

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