Shak Ti: the one that won't get me in jail
Aayla: that's a truth then
Barriss: well either could get you in jail
I mean, what if you committed a murder, and then you were playing truth or dare and then you would have to tell the truth if they asked you if you murdered someone
Satine:
Ahsoka: I have some serious doubts about you
Padme: huh, I'll try that next time I go to court
Adi Galada: um, okay...so Shak Ti, is it true that you hid a stash of oreos under the bean bag at the jedi temple?
Shak Ti: ...yes...how did you know?
Adi Galada: because I smooshed them when I say down
Aayla: 🙈🙈🙈
Satine: sounds like a mess
Adi Galada: yeah, and the worst part was, Anakin took the vaccum for his man cave
Ahsoka: lol. A broom isn't nearly as fast
Shak Ti: now it is my turn. Barriss, is is true that you threw a cantaloupe at an ugknot?
Aayla: whatttt
Barriss: well...yes.
Satine: why?
Barriss: there's a very logical explanation to it all. You see, I was at my fruit stand selling fruit, and then this whole band of Ugknots come along, and they start eating all the fruits like pigs!
Adi Galada: well in a way they are pigs.
Barriss: well in a way, you're a fish!
Adi Galada: -facepalm- not what I meant
Barriss: so I tried shewing them away, and then I ended up throwing cantaloupes on them. It worked though
Satine: wow
Shak Ti: huh, I wondered if those rumors were true...
Ahsoka: probably only partly.
Padme: yeah, rumors are sometimes crazy. I heard a rumor that Palpatine was actually a sith lord. Can you believe that?
Barriss: I'm a sith lord
Ahsoka: wait what?
Barriss: nothing. My turn now! Padme, truth or dare?
Padme: uh, let's spice things up! Dare!
Barriss: I dare you to text Anakin that his Man Cave is better than your Babe Cave
Padme: 😐😐😐
Satine: she's not going to like this
Padme: !!!! Fine!
On another chat...
Padme: Anakin, the truth is, your man cave is just better than my babe cave ever will be
Anakin: oh, I'm so glad you agree. I mean, it really is, isn't it?
Padme: No, you idiot. This was a dare. My Babe Cave is 100000000 times better than your garbage garage
Anakin: !!! But it's a house not a garage
Padme: I did it! Now my turn, Satine, truth or dare?
Satine: I have this terrible feeling that the truth or dare is going to have something to do with Obi Wan
Aayla: I was thinking that too
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