Satine: you look ridiculous
Anakin: I guess I could just disguise myself as this new jedi and then they would think Anakin was dead
Padme: oh Ani...sometimes I wonder...
Obi Wan: I seriously doubt that would work
Anakin: maybe...there's also a microwave up here
Satine: why?
Obi Wan: I wish I knew dear
Ahsoka: theres a lot of weird and random stuff up there.
Anakin: like this shoe. How did it even get here?
Obi Wan: idk. The jedi just put random stuff up there
Anakin: oh, I found an intertsing pic...
Ahsoka: can we see?
Anakin:
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Satine:
Obi Wan: Anakin you weren't supposed to find that!
Padme: aw, you two are cute
Rex: I'm just glad he didn't find a pic of me and Ahsoka
Ahsoka: same
Anakin: I knew you two dated a long time ago!
Satine: well maybe we just took a random pic together.
Anakin: it litterly says, Obi Wan and Satine on a date, on the back of this picture
Satine: well I tried
Obi Wan: just please don't bug me about this Anakin
Anakin: oh, that reminds me of the spiders I found up here
Ahsoka: creepy!
Padme: eww
Rex: did you kill them with a shoe?
Anakin: na, I've just been watching them. If I could make them my pets then I could achieve so many more pranks without getting caught...
Padme: sometimes...
Anakin: do you think it would be possible to drill a hole in the wall, and then spill orange juice on Mace Windu's head?
Satine: how do you come up with these kinds of thoughts?
Obi Wan: unless you want to be killed, don't try it Anakin
Anakin: you underestimate my pranks!
Ahsoka: go ahead, try it. But then of course I'll have to get a new master...
Anakin: fine. But what else am I suppose to do in this attic?
Padme: just go tell Mace Windu and Ki Adi Mundi your sorry, and then you can go back to your regular life
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Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars
FanfictionFunny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the war. Don't take anything serious, because this is pure goofiness. Warning: this will probably be the craziest thing you've ever read. ***If...
The Attic
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