Wrecker: I was going to blow up the library
Cross Hair: but then of course Echo was there
Fives: as predicted...
Hunter: and then he convinced Wrecker not to
Tec: how he did that I am not sure.
Wrecker: he said I could blow up all the crickets in his friends house!
Echo: (it was Dogma's)
Hunter: so then we hung out with Echo
Cross Hair: and blew up bugs
Tec: and we got along pretty well
Hunter: and we became bffs. So that's the whole story
Fives: just...wow. I never would've thought that Echo would become friends with people like you
Tec: like us?
Cross Hair: is that an insult?
Wrecker: I'll blow ya up! That's my insult!
Fives: I just meant people who aren't total nerds
Echo: don't be so rude Fives
Hunter: what makes you think were not nerds?
Fives: I mean, your talking about blowing up the jedi temple!
Cross Hair: for the record, that's just Wrecker
Wrecker: aw yeah! I came in like a wreaking ball!
Fives: what?
Echo: my friends also have a band. It's called the bad batch. Wrecker is the singer
Fives: this just gets weirder and weirder
Hunter: so do you'll want to go hang out? I'll be free as soon as I'm done with this laundry
Echo: what kind of laundry are you doing?
Tec: his bandanas
Hunter: yeah, I wear them every day so you've got to do laundry every day
Cross Hair: unless Wrecker blows up the washing machine
Hunter: agreed
Echo: yeah. Hanging out sounds fun. Want to come along Fives?
Fives: where would we be going?
Wrecker: to blow something up!
Fives: really?
Crosshair: no
Hunter: eh, what about the library?
Echo: hey yeah!
Tec: well that is where we first met
Echo: I'll bring this book I just read so you guys can read it! And then we can talk about it!
Hunter: sounds great!
Fives: wait! So you guys all are crazy nerds and you'd meeting up at the library to talk about a book?!
Tec: yeah
Crosshair: is there something wrong with that?
Fives: no, its just... well I should've guessed Echo would become friends with some mutated clones who are actaully nerds
Echo: eh, I guess that's true
Hunter: wait, what happened to Wrecker?
Tec: oh no. He's trying to blow up the refrigerator
Cross Hair: no! My leftover burrito!
Fives: just wow
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FanfictionFunny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the war. Don't take anything serious, because this is pure goofiness. Warning: this will probably be the craziest thing you've ever read. ***If...
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