And That's When I Just Couldn't Come Up With Creative Chapter Titles

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Okay, so on Netflix, they have this show called "The Who Was? Show" based on the biography book series. They have an episode on Elizabeth I (Boleyn's daughter), and I wonder how the Six would react to this particular exchange:

Elizabeth: King Daddy, do you have to cut off so many peoples' heads?

Henry: That's a question only a girl would ask! Kings cut off heads! It's our job! Now don't ask me that again or I'll cut off YOUR head!

Henry: Send in the prisoner!

[Enter Boleyn]

Elizabeth: Mommy?!

Boleyn: Hi, pookie!

Henry: Your mom gave birth to you and not a boy, so I'm cutting her head off.

Boleyn: Bye, pookie!

[The guards carry Boleyn off]

Henry: Now, go to bed like a good girl or I'll...

Elizabeth: Cut off my head?

Henry: Love you! But I'd still cut off your head!

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