Mark: (Dramatically) WE OPEN.... on Christmas eve 1989. My roommate Roger is trying to tune his guitar...
Roger: Ugh...
Mark: And he is an ex-junkie... so Roger, can you tell the folks what you're doing?
Roger: I'm writing one great...
(The phone rings)
Roger: Saved!
Voicemail: Speeeak.
Mark's mom: Mkay, I don't know if this is working but I'm gonna speak anyway, Mark this is your mom, I just wanted to wish you a merry Christmas...
Roger: I thought you were Jewish!
Mark's mom: And I heard that Maureen dumped you! (Off key) SO LET HER BE A LESBIAAAAAAN!!! There are other fishies in the sea! Mkay, bye!
Mark: Anyway, back to my documentary! Tell the folks at home...
(The phone rings)
Roger: YESSS!
Collins: MERRY CHRISTMAS B****ES!
Mark: Yo, Collins!
Collins: Throw down the key so I can get in!
Mark: WHOOOO! Now we can throw a rager!
Collins: Oh, crap.... (Gets beat up)
Mark: What does he me... (the phone rings again)
Benny: Yo, it's Benny!
Roger and Mark: FUUUUU.....
Benny: And I need the rent that I DEFINITELY promised not to ask of from y'all!
Mark: THAT'S NOT FAIR!
Benny: Oh, and Mark, did Maureen find a new man?
Mark: Well...
Benny: What's his name?
Mark: Joanne.
Roger and Benny: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (take a deep breath)AAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA!!!
Mark: (Sarcastically) You guys are THE best friends ever!
Benny: Anyway, gimme the rent or I'm gonna kick you out.
(The power blows)
Mark and Roger: (Singing) WE'RE GONNA SING A SONG ABOUT HOW SUCKY OUR LIVES ARE WHILE REBELLING!
Mark: (Speaking) Awww, why can't we set a REAL fire like in the movie?
Roger: 'Cause we are on STAGE, and that's not what the script says!
The entire cast: (Singing) RENT!
________________________________
Collins: Oh, no, I got beaten up and I think I'm gonna cry..
Angel: Omigosh, you okay, honey?
Collins: No. They beat me up and stole my coat.
Angel: Why don't we come to my place and I'll fix you up.
Collins: Okay...
Angel: Oh, and just so you know, I have to go to a life support meeting at 9:30 for people who have AIDS...
YOU ARE READING
My Fandom Imagines/Oneshots
FanfictionThis is something I've been wanting to do for a while, what characters from musicals would do in a certain scenario and of course, one shots. I've also decided to add some random thoughts/ideas that come to me even though they are not musical relate...
