kpop idol - me

chat 32) idol room and radio star

me: i guess you will have to watch the episode to find out

coni: ah , what bull-

he shouted and stepped forward , i step back a few times 

doni: why did you get so flustered?

me: he's shouting , and i didn't really expect it ..sorry

coni: how about we put on a few dances and you learn it..and if yogurt it wrong  we hit you with the hammer..but only the chorus 

me: ahh okay then.

they played  as if its your last , chicken noodle soup, dalla dalla , feel special and miroh

i didn't even have to learn anything , i had already known these, apart from miroh.

but it was okay as i learnt it pretty quickly.

coni: okay play the music.

the music began and i did the dance

doni: wow , she acctually learnt all of it.she isn't dumb .

me: haha what?

  we then had a segment where i would try and guess what dance it is by how they would do it.

coni: she should still get hit if she doesn't know what the dance is.

me: what? i mean okay 

doni did the first dance 

me: fancy , twice

it was right , then coni did the next one.

me: jennie , solo

that was also correct , doni did the next dance , it was terrible but i could guess

me: ah , got 7 , if you do.

coni: she's been getting them right for too long , i will make the next one hard

me: this is hyuna unnie with lip and hip.

i sang along to it 

coni sighed and let doni do the next one 

me: oh this is bts with idol.

i joined in with him half way.

honest to god i have never met anyone so stiff

coni did the next dance

me: this is red velvet with russian roulette

coni: you did it in an english accent so i dont know what it is . so i get to hit you

me: what? but i know what it is , what are you even on about?

doni: yeah same ,i dont know what you were saying . come stand still.

me: what ? im so confused? fine i guess , just dont hit my head hard because i have a really weak body.

doni: well no wonder you look so skinny have you even been eating? but its better than looking fat and shaking the room with every step.

i stared at him, then i looked up and down him. and said nothing then i went and stood to get hit. i cant even fucking argue back cause then i cant hold the tribute.

coni held the hammer and raised it up before slamming it down on my head so hard.

i fell to the ground and cluthed my head.i sat there for a while as they were laughing.i couldn't even feel my head or my body. a minute went past and they were still laughing. the director ran onstage and began asking if i was okay. i said i needed a paracetamol and a lot of water.they gave me a glass of water and paracetamol and after a few minutes of trying to get everything together in my head i got up.