Rex: I think were all just being a little to overdramatic
Ahsoka: yeah, all the hype because its valentines day. But if we are right about Obi Wan dating, its definitely going to be Satine
Jesse: okay! Coast is clear!
Ahsoka: I'm going in!
Rex: me too
Fives: why can't I be there? I mean that's my shipppp
Padme: just stick to the plan!
Ahsoka: okay I'm in! Theres litterly no sign of anyone
Rex: what exactly did you do as a distraction Jesse?
Jesse: first I yelled that a rubber chicken was after me, so everyone followed me, then I made a rubber chicken explode with fire crackers. Now the guards are either looking for that rubber chicken and culprit, or their all hiding because they're scared to death.
Rex:
Ahsoka:
Fives:
Anakin: well it worked, didn't it?
Padme: uh...yeah, but not exactly what I had in mind.
Ahsoka: yeah. That was kind of over the top. It'll take me a minute to hook up this security camera to the one on Obi Wan
Padme: okay! Come on Anakin, time to take a closer look!
Anakin: here we go! Nothing like zip lining off a cliff dressed like a ninja while spying on my master
Padme: quite true! Let's go!
Rex: they're crazy.
Ahsoka: I feel like their going to get caught.
Anakin: okay it's kind of hard to talk while suspended in mid air
Padme: omg! 😍💗😍😍😍😍💗💗💗💗💗
Jesse: what?!
Ahsoka: is he on a date with Satine!
Anakin: I don't believe it
Rex: WELL IS HE?!?!?!
Fives: woah bro
Rex: what we all want to know
Padme: yes! Obi Wan and Satine are finally dating!!! I cant believe it!
Anakin: me neither. I thought this was a wild chicken chase
Ahsoka: omg! You sure its her?
Padme: yes! Oh, take some pics Fives!
Anakin: yeah, we better get out of here before someone happens to look out a window
Ahsoka: the camera feed is all set up! Now we can see and hear everything
Padme: what do you hear?
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Operation Valentines Day
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