Funny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the war. Don't take anything serious, because this is pure goofiness. Warning: this will probably be the craziest thing you've ever read.
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Jesse: it's not like we were laughing at your love letter or trying to think of who your admirer is
Rex:
Fives: bro, that was too obvious
Obi Wan: YOU ALL WERE SNOOPING IN MY PRIVATE STUFF?? and Cody, I trusted you! You were supposed to clean my office, not share my private stuff with everyone!
Cody: I'm sorry! I'll never do it again! It was just so...I mean I had to tell someone!
Obi Wan: its going to take me a while to trust you now
Cody: I'll never turn on you again
Obi Wan: guys...still
Cody:
Padme:
Ahsoka:
Rex:
Fives:
Jesse:
Anakin: so who's the lucky girl?
Obi Wan: Anakin!
Ahsoka: oh come on just tell us!
Fives: yeah! Who are you dating?
Obi Wan: no one
Anakin: lies!
Obi Wan: no, I have a perfectly logical explanation for all of this. And it has nothing to do with a girl
Padme: then who's the love letter for?
Obi Wan: its...its for my robe!
Jesse: say whatttttt???
Anakin: you wrote a love letter to your robe?
Obi Wan: well...yeah. it was national robe day just the other day, and I decided to write a poem to me beloved robe
Rex: I mean...that could be believable
Anakin: come on, you go through like 10 robes a week. What's so special about this robe?
Ahsoka: yeah. And how does that weird poem work for a robe?
Obi Wan: well, I have one special robe that I love more than all the others. Its special and I only wear it on speical occasions.
Fives: like when?
Obi Wan: uh, national robe day?
Jesse: yeah, I know what you mean. I have this special rubber ducky that I only use on national ice cream day
Ahsoka: how does that make any sense?
Jesse: oh, it doesn't.
Rex: they do a lot of weird things.
Fives: so do you!
Padme: guys! Back to the point
Anakin: yeah! Show us a pic of this 'special robe'
Obi Wan: fine, since you insist
Obi Wan:
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Jesse: ah! Ghost!
Ahsoka: it's just on a mannequin. Right?
Rex: I think so
Obi Wan: it is
Padme: well, I guess this means we were wrong about Obi Wan having a secret sweetheart
Anakin: come on! You could've just searched jedi robe on Google
Ahsoka: true
Obi Wan: well I didn't. You all can come up with conspiracy theories about me all day, but I'm just going to ignore you. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a dinner to go to.
Anakin:
Padme:
Fives: so are we going to talk about conspiracy theories now?
Jesse: oh I have one. My theory is that the jedi secretly have a disco room in the council meeting room. I just think its suspicious that they don't let anyone else in there, obviously because they want to keep the disco room to themselves.
Rex: -facepalm-
Ahsoka: I wish that were true
Padme: okay, something is obviously going on with Obi Wan
Anakin: yeah, he's in love with his robe.
Padme: he said he had a dinner to attend tonight, right?
Ahsoka: yeah, why?
Padme: I think it's time we do a little spying.
Fives: this isn't going to be like that time I made you guys go undercover to see if Anakin and Padme were dating, is it?
Rex: plz no
Ahsoka: yeah, that was one of the craziest things I've ever done
Padme: oh, were going to do much more than that.... mwahahahaha!!!!
Jesse: I dont think evil laughing is a good sign.
To be continued...
And one of you said Friday uploads and the other said Saturday, so Idecided to do a friday uploadbecausethatwasthefirst requested.
