CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

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'Twas the night before Christmas, all through the streets.

Quiet and serene, though no one was asleep.

Inside most darkners were tucked into their beds,

Except for the castle where the idiocy spread.

Mistletoe, oh mistletoe blistered everything in sight,

A chubby jester chuckled "I'LL GET ANOTHER KISS TONIGHT!"

The one the fool spoke of threw out a sigh,

"You know I think I'd rather just die."

This sight a common one in the castle by now,

the jester and his unrequited love bickering before being interrupted with a- "ciao"

A second fool appeared baring purple and yellow;

Much more handsome than the first odd fellow.

The author squinted and judged the last rhyme.

"Dimentio really? Changing my words like this outta be a crime."

If the masked one could wink he would have let one free,

"Oh dear author, it's not that bad. I'm making it accurate to reality."

The Author stared at him, her hair all in a fizz,

"Come on Dimentio, I'm having enough problems writing this as it is-"

"Ah yes, this Christmas special you started far too late,

There's no wonder your upload schedule is starting to make your fans irate."

The snap of the Author's pencil rings in everyone's mind.

"Writing is hard and it's so much harder to have enough time."

The charming magician just smirked at the Author's woes,

The Author knew deep down that if he had her power he'd make this all a much better show.

"No, there you go changing it again!" The Author yelled out with a mighty wrath.

"If you keep changing things I'm shortening your next chapter by half."

Stomping his way inside, the King of Spades features were strained,

"Why is there mistletoe everywhere? Anyone care to explain?"

A fan favorite that everyone loves,

a surfer bro that gave some wicked hugs.

Stepped forward and said,

"Uhh... My king, that dude Jevil is harassing my partner again."

The small gremlin's face contorted into rage.

"HARASS? HA HA! IF YOU WANT WE CAN TAKE THIS FIGHT BACKSTAGE!"

A cacophony of sound, shrieks, and fights,

An old man sighed, "Looks like Christmas won't gift us a silent night."

"🏱☜☼☟✌🏱💧 ❄☟✌❄🕯💧 ❄☟☜ 👍🕆☼💧☜ ⚐☞ ❄☟☜ 🏱☹✌👍☜ ❄☟☜✡ 👌☜☹⚐☠☝📪

✌☹☹ 💣✌👎☜ ❄⚐ 👌☜ ❄☟☜ ✌🕆❄☟⚐☼🕯💧 ☹✋❄❄☹☜ 👎⚐☹☹💧."


"☞⚐☼👍☜👎 ❄⚐ ☹✋✞☜ ⚐🕆❄ ☹✋✞☜💧 👌✌💧☜👎 ⚐☠ ☟☜☼ 🕈✌☠❄💧📪

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