Mikey gets Shellacne

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I woke up by the stove beeping.

I ran out of bed, grabbing my glasses. What the heck is going on?! I walk in and saw the kitchen is a mess! "What happen here?!"I yelled. "Donnie, I told you scrambled!"Raph said as the egg slide off him solwy.

He look at me and I giggle. "You shouldn't be laughing sweetie heart. Look at what you are wearing"he said as I look at myself. I forgot I was wearing some short short and a tank top! I squeak then made a blanket appear on me.

"Shut it"I said as he chuckle. "Oh, man. This place is a disaster"Leo said, taking the plate off f his head. "Yeah, Mikey usually makes breakfast. What's the deal? Mikey! Mikey, get up!"Raph yelled. "Let me handle breakfast, okay?"I said as I clean the table.

"What the? I'm a mutant!"Mikey yelled from his room. "Uh, he's just realizing that now?"Leo said, leaning to the side. "Guys, look at me! I'm covered in turtle zits!"Mikey said, pointing at the top of his head.

"Aw, gross. Talk about shellacne. You look like a green chimichanga"Raph said as he walk back. "Eh, don't worry, Mikey. It's just part of being a teenager"Leo said. "Have you ever had 'em?"I said. "Heck no"Leo said, doing one of those sassy pose.

"Hold up, guys. I think this might be serious"Donnie said and took out his phone. Mikey glup and we went to his lab. He scan Mikey's head then look at him. "So anything? If it is normal then I might have something for it"I said.

"Okay, Mikey. The good news is, these so-called "zits" aren't gonna hurt you. And more importantly, they won't interfere with you making us breakfast"Donnie said. "That's a relief"Mikey said. 

"But the bad news is they'll continue to spread all over your body. Spreading and spreading and spreading and spreading"Donnie said. When he keep saying spreading, his voice went deeper, making me blush really red.

"And then they disappear in a couple of hours, right?"Mikey said as I try to cool off. " No. And then your entire body will mutate into one, single, huge, giant, gargantuan zit"Donnie said. "Nooo!"Mikey yelled.

*Theme song*
"Mikey, come on. It's not as bad as you think. And Raph promises not to make fun of you anymore"Leo yelled as we stood in front of his room.

"That's right, I'm sorry I called you crust muffin and fungus face and godzitla, king of the pus monsters. Now come on out here"Raph yelled. "No way! Not while I'm covered in gross, slime-filled zits!"Mikey yelled back.

"Technically, they're pustules filled with oil and sebum, which is even grosser than slime"Donnie said as I cover my mouth, trying not to puke. "Uh, not helping, Donnie, but thanks"I said. "Mikey!"Leo yelled. "Forget it, guys. I'm too hideous to be a ninja. I'll stay locked away in here forever!"Mikey yelled as I sigh.
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We were busy doing our own thing.

I was sketching in my book again. This time I try to draw a cherry blossom which is not going well. I groan and took a slice of pizza. "Cool. Mikey brought his own pizza. His face!"Raph yelled as I bit it.

I glare at Raph and he did a fake cough. "Okay, okay, I'll stop. Now come on and zit down. "Zit" down! I crack myself up"Raph said as I growl. "Raphael!"Splinter yelled and we look at him. "You should know better than to make fun of one's appearance"Splinter said.

"After all, how would the humans but me above react to yours?"I said and he sigh. "You're right, Master Splinter, Alison. Sorry, Mikey"Raph said. Mikey sigh and sat down. "Just kick me out, Master Splinter. I can't be a ninja when I look like a moldy pickle"He said.

"And why not? I do not let my appearance affect me"Splinter said. "Well, yeah, 'cause old people never care how they look or smell"Mikey said then we look at him. He gulp and whistle. "My son, I sense there is something you would like to tell us"Splinter said.

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