Rayn:*putting on Todo's clothes* There we go. Your daddy got some cute clothes for you Todo.
Todo starts babbling.
Ayato comes in the room fully dressed.
Rayn: Hey are you okay?
Ayato: Yeah no thanks to your friend.
Rayn: I apologize for her.
XBlood: *out of nowhere* I didn't do anything wrong.
Ayato: You don't know how to knock do you?
XBlood: I mean you are dressed now aren't you? Anyways, I need you two to answer some questions that Sai and I have.
Rayn: Sure what's up?
Sai: Question one: what do think is Todo's favorite color?
Ayato: Most likely a deep blood red.
XBlood: Okay. What do you think Todo's favorite animal is?
Rayn: Well, considering that he almost killed my dog, I wouldn't say dogs.
Ayato: He likes playing with my old bunny masks.
XBlood: Okay. *writes down*
Sai: Favorite food. I know Ghouls eat human but what kind of humans. Does he eat Ayato's enemies, Rayn's enemies or just random people?
Rayn: He's not a picky eater. He will eat anyone.
XBlood: Okay. Now I got some questions for you two. How would you describe your experience as parents?
Ayato: At first it was hard, but now since he is getting bigger he became a little easy. *ruffles Todo's hair*
Sai: Okay. So when do you guys plan to get married?
Rayn: Ummm.....what is this for?
XBlood: I'm doing something for school. So answer the question. Ayato did you even think about giving her a ring?
Ayato: What is it a law that you have to marry someone as soon as you have a kid with them?
Sai: No, but you've been with Rayn long enough we would think that you would marry her. So are you?
Ayato: I'm done with this little interview. *gets up and leave*
Rin:*bumps into Ayato* Woah slow down there. Are you okay?
Ayato: Move out my way shark breath! *walks off*
Rin: Jackass.
Rayn: Can you stop pissing him off today?!
XBlood: He's the one making a big deal out of marriage. It was just a question.
Touka: What did you do to Ayato this time?
Rayn: This one here asked him about marrying me.
Touka: You really shouldn't be asking him that. Many people in our family wanted him to get married as soon as possible, so marriage is a lot of pressure on him.
Rin: If he feels pressured to marry her, I will just do it.
Rayn: Rin can you just chill? Now he's mad.
~Time skip~
Ayato's mouth is taped shut for safety reason
Everyone: Happy Birthday to you.
Ciel: This is stupid.
Everyone: Happy Birthday to you.
Alois: It smells like shit in here.
Everyone: Happy Birthday dear Todo.
Ciel: Go to hell.
Ayato: *takes off the tape* *yells* I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU IDIOTS SAY ANOTHER THING ABOUT MY CHILD'S BIRTHDAY I WILL CHOP YOU BOTH UP INTO STEW!!!
Rayn: *holds Ayato back* Ayato stop!
Todo starts clapping.
Ciel: Oh please the bastard can't even understand what we are saying. And yes I called your child a bastard because you two aren't married. I'm guessing you two aren't married because you are not competent to settle down with a complete psychopath but you still manage to get her pregnant. Am I right?
Rayn: *sighs* Give me Todo and go ahead.
Ayato: *hands Rayn Todo* I'm going to make you regret that you were born.
XBlood: Don't kill him
Rayn: Shut up. Go ahead and do it. I'm tired of his ass.
Ayato: Thanks
Sebastian steps in and starts fighting him.
Todo cheers and claps.
Rayn: I guess you do like it when people are violent. Happy Birthday baby boy.
(A/N: I was supposed to upload this a looooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnggggg time ago. So the next chapter will be a time skip and so it's up to date)
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