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Me:Guys😭
Everyone: What?
Me:This sucks man. I honestly think thanksgiving break ended too early. I want to eat more!
XBlood:Pretty sure we all do
Me:And I'm still shook about the election. I feel disrespected as a woman
Rin:Again we all are and I am not even from here.
Me:Okay so I'm over here trying to drown out my pain, so I decided to get into kpop. Look what I found

 Look what I found

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Me:😍😍😍 absolutely gorgeous

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Me:😍😍😍 absolutely gorgeous.
Rin: Okay I will bite who's that
Me: G Dragon from a Korean boy band named big bang. I'm going to be honest with you when I was young I used to love me Asian and goth boys, don't judge I was going through a phase, and I didn't know why. I'm going to Korea.
Kyoya:I just looked up this man's information. Rayn, he's 28.
Me: I don't care. I live in Illinois and the consent age is 17 and in Korea the consent age is 13 I think. I'm good.
Sai: Are you really going to Korea?
Me: You know what, I was planning to go for this study abroad thing over the summer, but my counselor gave me the slips too late. I would've been killing 4 birds with one stone: I could've learned an asian language,which is on my bucket list, it would've look good on a college application, could've escape America to get a breather cuz Imma need it, and I could've met my future husband.
Ciel: I see holes.
Me:*checks clothes* Where?!
Ciel:Not in your clothes you idiot. In your plan. 1 How did expect you would be meeting him? 2. How do you know he doesn't have a girlfriend? 3. What if he's on tour? 4. But most importantly, how do you think he's going to fall for you?
Me: To answer your first three, Imma stalker let's get that out the way. For number 4....I mean

I mean

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Me: *puts on sunglasses*Fuck with a bitch

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Me: *puts on sunglasses*Fuck with a bitch. Like he ain't fall in love with this African-American, Irish, Japanese, maybe some latina beauty.
Ciel: Okay now show us a pic without your makeup on and your weave not-
Me: Shut. Your bitch ass. Up because

Me:*singing along* aye aye he gon fall in love. He say he like my otakuness he gone fall in love.
Alois: Oh so since he's asian he loves anime you're racist.
Me:I never said th-😠 you know what both of you out my house. You can leave yall butlers, but yall can't stay.
XBlood: NOooo! Don't do this to booty shorts.
Me: which one their shorts are at the same length. Even though Alois looking like he wearing some cootie cutters. Alois buy looser clothes for your lower region unless you want a yeast infection.
Ayato(TG): It looks like he changes his hair once a month fucking chameleon.
Me: Ayato are you mad because you ain't got the swagger?
Ayato: I don't even know what that is.
Me: You are useless.
Shiro starts swinging from my chandelier sings chandelier
Me:wtf?
Tamaki: *in peter pan outfit*Come my lost boys. Let's go to neverland
Gray: Who wants to go skinny dipping in Rayn's pool?
Me: I DON'T HAVE A POOL!!
Happy: Well you do now.
Gray strips naked and runs outside.
Me: I'm not even going to lie. That was hot. Now let me see what this pool look like.
There is a huge, beautiful pool in my backyard.
Me: Now how the hell-*twitches* Did I just have a glitch? Is that what happens to people without sanity when something crazy happens?
XBlood:Yep
Me: This couldn't get worse.
Natsu: Fire Dragon cannonball!
Me and XBlood: SHIT!!
The water in the pool boils up and everyone comes running out.
Gray:Natsu you idiot
Me: I should really consider getting help. For all I know, I could be schizophrenic,not trying to offend anyone, and just imagining these anime character and you.
XBlood:*like Pinocchio* Imma real girl
Me:😑 Nvm your insanity is too real for you not to be a real person

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