Hello human beings I've seen a lot of people do this is I was thinking to try it I dnt have a full list of every anime that's gonna be here so you'll just have to read it
Me: Dude being 18 is more than just not doing what mommy and daddy tells you and eating all the ice cream that you want. It has a lot of responsibility and I am a nervous wreck. There's going to be times when I want my mother to help me.
XBlood: You'll be fine.
Me: SHUT UP I'M HAVING A NERVOUS BREAK DOWN! Ayato give me some advice.
Ayato: I have nothing to tell you. All I know is life sucks.
Me: Ayato that didn't help.
Ayato: Rayn I have n-
Sai whispers into Ayato's ear.
Ayato: Look I know you are going through something, but everything is going to be okay. Sure there's going to be sometimes that there is a slip up, but there's nothing you can't overcome.
Me: Awwee thank you SAI.
Ayato: Dammit woman you know I'm horrible at advice so why does it matter?
Me:Ayato you are horrible. What if we have kids, and they need advice from you.
Ayato: I'm going to say what every dad says: Ask your mother.
Eren: You two have a weird relationship.
Ayato: So do you and Mikasa!
Me:*slaps Ayato* Hey that's Eren and Armin.
Ayato: You really didn't have to slap me because of that! Speaking of kids, are you pregnant?! You've been acting weird lately.
XBlood: I am!
Me: How?
Ayato: Most importantly by who?
XBlood: Sai of course.
Sai: I never touched that minor!
XBlood: Of course you didn't. I did some things to you in your sleep.
Everyone:
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Me: Where's my clothes hanger. You're getting an abortion the old fashion way.
Shiro: Rayn what happened to that adventure you were going to send us on?
Me: We can't do because someone, I ain't gonna say no names,AYATO, smashed my simulator.
Ayato: You were expecting me to get into that thing, so I had to destroy it.
Me: That thing cost me $500,000! You are paying for a new one.
Ayato: Like hell I am. You just slapped me for no reason. You still didn't answer my question.
Me: I'm not pregnant. I think I would know if I was pregnant.
Ayato: Alright than. Anyways for your birthday do you want to go to the shed aquarium or the zoo?
Me: Zoo!!!
Rin: Will you at least write that one?
Me: No I give that role to XBlood. I feel like she will make it funnier than me. Can you be a doll and do that?
XBlood: Okay. I have to do stuff now.
Me: You'll be fine. Now Ayato you are going to help me find a new stimulator.
Ayato: Son of a bit-
Me:*grabs his ear* Come on.
Ayato and I go into another room.
Sai: You were lying when you said you were pregnant, right?
XBlood:
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