Here are some nerdy jokes and puns for y'all.
1.
Person 1: don't do drugs! They'll control your life!
Person 2: really? How?
Drug: get your hands out of your pockets.
Person 2: *screams*
2.
People say JD's a weirdo, but I personally think he's the bomb. (Was that too soon?)
3.
Do I like the crazy scheme my friend and I came up with? Yeah, I Lovett.
4.
What do Les Mis characters say when they procrastinate, and need more time?
"Please give me one day more."
5.
I heard that Jenny Lind tried to go on a diet, but she failed, because all the chocolate was never enough.
That's all I can think of for now. If you have any other musical puns/jokes, comment them.
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Theatre kid things
RandomIf you do any of these things, this book is for you. 1. Listen to musicals. 2. Perform in musicals/plays. 3. Help backstage at musicals/plays. 4. Watch musicals/plays 5. All of the above.
