A/N: Heeeeeeeyyyyyyy Rollyssss, I'm really really sorry about the wait of-what-4 days? Ugh, I was busy finishing up my story Capes, go check it out on my profile if you'd like. So I finished that and planned on updating before my glasses broke! I got new ones, as you can see in my pic :3... So yeah.
QOTD: What's your ideal, perfect day?
Me: Well, I'd get some Ben & Jerry's and some tea, then I'd hit the library and load up on books and comics. I'm sure you could guess what happens next.
So drop a vote and comment! Hope you likey.
Nate
SHIELD AUDIO RECORDING
Thor: AND THEN THE DINOSAUR ATE THE BABY DINOSAUR! THE END! NOW IT IS BEDTIME MY MUNCHKINS!!!!! HAVE A NICE SLUMBER! *leaves room*
Kat: Well that was tedious reading....
Hammy: I wish we could meet dinosaurs...
Kat: Well you can't, now go the duck to sleep Hammy.
Hammy: YOU DON'T KNOW ME, YOU DON'T KNOW MY LIFE!
Hammy: I have an idea...
Kat: Just don't drag me into it...
Hammy: I overheard Aunt Hazel talking about how Uncle Leo was building a time machine....
Kat: Oh gods....Are you-
Hammy: I have it right here!
Kat: Is that a watch duct taped to a red solo cup?
Hammy: Yup. Grab my hand...
Kat: Ew cooties!
Hammy: GRAB IT OR I SHALL BRING FORTH THE WRATH OF MY MJOLNIR RATTLE!!!!!!!
Kat: Ugh fine, you can be so much like your daddy sometimes... *grabs hand*
*POOF*
Hammy: Woah..... did it work?
Dinosaur: ROOOOOOOAR MUTHERDUCKER
Kat: We can only assume so....
Hammy: I WANNA SEE DA T-REXES!!!!
Kat: Um Hammy, I don't think that's a good idea...
Hammy: T-DUCKING REXES! NOW!
Kat: Okay but why?
Hammy: I wanna have a conversation with one, ask his favorite color, make comments on the weather, you know, small talk!
Kat: You see Ham, the T-Rexes are unintelligent creatures that can't talk and-
T-Rex: Excuse me madam?
Kat: What kind of idiot writes this story?
T-Rex: Hello children, my name is Alexander, would you like to sit down and have an intellectual conversation with me?
Hammy: Yassss
Alexander: Yes, let us travel back to my bachelor's pad and we can converse there...
Kat: Oh my gods... my life is insane...
Alexander: Please follow me.
10 MINUTES LATER
Kat: Your "bachelors pad" is this cave?
Hammy: Cool!!!!!!
Alexander: Yes, I do believe it is quite nice. *leads them inside*
Kat: Woahhhh, how'd you get a flat screen in here? Those haven't even been invented yet...
Alexander: I do have my times where I fancy an episode of Keeping up with the Kardashians or Orange is the New Black
Hammy: Oh cool, I prefer Sesame Street
Alexander: Ah yes, you may take a seat in those armchairs over by the mammoth skin rug. Would you care for a beverage? Some scotch? Maybe whiskey?
Kat: Is there even a difference between those?
Hammy: No thank you but I would like a chocolate milk please!
Alexander: Ah yes! I keep my selection of finely aged chocolate milk over here next to my monacle collection.
Kat: What am I doing with my toddler life?
Alexander: So, child what do you like to do for fun?
Hammy: Well, lately I've taking a liking to enjoying the musical stylings of the Wiggles!
Alexander: Ah yes, I am quite familiar with their hit single. Fruit Salad, Yummy Yummy..
Kat: Gods save me.
Hammy: So how did you become such a genital man?
Kat: The word is gentleman...
Hammy: So how did you become suck a gentleman?
Alexander: Well I graduated Dino University with a Masters degree in writing but my arms are too short to reach the keyboard...
Hammy: I have that problem all the time!
Kat: *repeatedly slams head against wall*
Kat: Well, Alex, It was nice talking to you and all but I think Hammy and I must be off!
Alexander: Ah, farewell my friends! I wish you many happy moons!
Kat: *dragges Hammy out of cave*
Hammy: *picks nose* Buh bye!
Kat: Well that was annoying, and a bit odd...
Hammy: Hey look! A puh terodactyl!
Kat: It's pterodactyl, you don't pronounce the p.
Hammy: Hehe pee.
Kat: Pee pee, hehehehehehe
Hammy: Hehehehehehehe
Kat: Let's just get home!
Hammy: Okay, fine...
Kat: Here, take my hand!
Hammy: Kat I never knew you felt that way...
Kat: And we're out!
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Hammy: *wakes up gasping*
Hammy: No more chocolate milk before bed...
END OF AUDIO RECORDING
Um yeah, I've been up for like 16 hours so I'm sorry if it sucked...
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