PART 47: PLOT TWIST

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A/N: So check out my other story- Capes: A Super-High School Story. The first part is up.
Nate

SHIELD AUDIO RECORDING
Annabeth: You're having a baby guys?
Thor: YEP
Jane: Yes.
Steve: .......That's pretty awesome dude.
Clint: Is, is now a good time?
Natasha: Yes. yes it is. Guys I'm pregnant.
Leo: *spits out drink*
Tony: YAYYYYYYY BABIESSSSS!!!!!!!!!
Calypso: Oh gods....
Thalia: So guys. Um...
Jason: YOU BETTER NOT BE DUCKING PREGNANT!!!
Thalia: No no no no no, it's just- I was stalking Jane on Facebook the other day-
Jane: I am very stalkable...
Thalia: And Clint had a sister that ran away from home right?
Clint: Correct... What are you trying to say?
Thalia: Clint and Jane are long lost siblings... and the babies will be cousins.
Tony: I'm gonna get some whiskey anyone else want anything?
Bruce: I'll take a popcorn, this is just like one of my soap operas.
Betty: ?
Bruce: Er I mean one of my motorcycle shows.
Clint: Jane? Sissy?
Jane: *sighs* How is mom brother?
Clint: Jane why'd you do it? Why'd you run away?
Jane: Mom... mommy ran over Barkers.
Clint: Barkers out dog? I thought he ran away!
Jane: NO THAT WAS A LIE MOTHER TOLD YOU TO MAKE SURE YOU DIDNT FREAK OUT!!
Everyone: *crunches popcorn*
Clint: So you ran away cause mom hit Barkers with her car?
Jane: Yes *looks dramatically into the distance* I ran off at fourteen and joined the Circus. I could juggle like a pro but alas it was not my calling. Eventually I began to break dance until I found the Spanish Football Club of Hippity Hop. I did that for about ten years and then I found you guys. Thor is the love of my life.
Thor: And I love you as much as poptarts!!
Everyone else: *gasps*
Tony: *Chokes on whiskey*
Thor: Come let us elope tomorrow.
Jane: Okay!!
*Everyone cheers*
Frank: Lets go celebrate with schwarma!!
Clint: Just a moment Thor,
*everyone else leaves*
Clint: Take care of her will you?
Thor: OF COURSE CLINT, OF COURSE...
END OF AUDIO RECORDING

So yeah, check out Capes on my page!

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