A/N: 7.7K READS!!!!!! WHOOP WHOOP!! Anywhoo..... sorry for the long wait to update but I've been a bit busy. I've also decided I WILL write a new fanfic probably SuperWhoLock AU. I hope you all enjoyed the Wedding!!!! Anyway here's the chappie (translation: I know Im boring you, I'll shut up now)
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SHIELD AUDIO RECORDING
Bruce: *sob* Everyone has someone- Even Nico got a girlfriend!! Thor is dating some Asgardian chick! Tony has Pepper! All the demigods, Steve is dating an old person!! Clintasha is out on a homeymoon *uncontrollable sobbing*
Steve: Peggy's not that old...
Bruce: *crying*
Tony: Have another shot science bro
Bruce: *glub* *glub* I'm going to bed
Thor:GOODNIGHT DRUNK SAD SCIENCE MAN
Bruce: *sob* night Thor
Tony: Well with all the demigods out on dates at least he could drink his troubles away
Steve: We need to set him up with someone
Thor: I BELIEVE VERONICA OF ASGARD HAS A BROTHER
Tony: Well. He's a brother....
Thor: AND I THINK HE WOULD APPRECIATE MR BANNER'S BUTTOCKS
Tony: ...
Steve: ...
Steve: Well, I think Peggy does jazzercise with a nice woman, she has about thirty cats.
Tony: You two just leave the matchmaking to me.
Thor: DOTH THOU HAVE A PLAN??
Tony: Well I know a girl...
27 HOURS LATER
Bruce: Why'd you guys drag me out here it's the crack of dawn
Steve: It's 4 PM
Bruce: I was watching the Bachelorette and eating cookie dough ice cream
Tony: Dude you're gonna thank me.
Bruce: Not if I don't find out who Michelle chose....
Thor: MR. STARK HAS SET UP WHAT I BELIEVE IS CALLED A DEAF DATE
Steve: It's blind date Thor
Thor: A BLIND DATE
Bruce: Really? Who?
Tony: Just a friend
Bruce: How do you know her?
Tony: I worked with her perfecting my suit in England
Bruce: She's British and she does science? OMG when is the date?
Tony: In about three hours.
Bruce: Bro! I have to get ready! Okay where are we going?
Steve: Dinner, I picked the restaurant out!!
Bruce: Okay so suit, cologne, makeup-
Steve: Makeup?
Bruce: Mascara brings my eyes out, don't judge bro.
Tony: Relax on the cologne part man, I've got you covered.
Bruce: Okay I'm gonna go shower and get dressed, and figure out who Michelle chose then I'll come down for the smell part.
30 MINUTES LATER
Bruce: Okay wachoo got?
Tony: Only the finest selection of men's fragrances in all of the country. If you wanna smell feisty here's Crazed Starfish or if you wanna smell like you're a bad boy have some Demonic Essence or maybe-
Bruce: Anything that makes me smell like a scientist?
Tony: Ahh the smart type, my Lab Coat Cleaner is downstairs in the garage...
Bruce: Never mind then
Thor: IS THIS A PERFUME OF A WOMAN?
Bruce: Flower Power hehe bro?
Tony: That's -uh- that's Pepper's
Steve: Sure, how bout this Bruce-Class: A Cologne For Men
Tony: A little boring, but It'll work...
Bruce: Alright well my date's in forty five minutes. I should get my suit jacket.
Tony: Here borrow one of my ties
Bruce: Thanks, for all the help. I'm gonna drive there now.
Thor: GOOD LUCK MR BANNER
Steve: Bye buddy
Tony: Laters
1 MINUTE LATER
Steve: Okay what was the tie?
Tony: A camera and mic
Thor: WE ARE GOING TO SPY ON MR BANNER ON HIS DATE?!??
Steve: Damn right
END OF AUDIO RECORDING
In this next bit Tony, Thor and Steve can hear what Bruce and Alexis say but they can't hear the guys? Make sense? Good.
SHIELD AUDIO RECORDING
Bruce: Hello you must be Alexis
Alexis: And you're Bruce, It's a pleasure.
Bruce: Likewise, shall we get our table?
Alexis: We shall
Tony: Ugh, this date is boring, start making out!
Steve: Dude shut up it's getting good
Alexis: So what do you do for fun?
Bruce: Science mostly but I do have a very interesting hobby with cooking.
Alexis: Oh really? All I can make is Ramen.
Bruce: I'm sure it's delicious, what about you?
Alexis: Well for a few years now I've been playing guitar.
Bruce: Wow I didn't take you for a musician.
Tony: Okay that's pretty hot.
Pepper: I HEARD THAT TONY
Tony: SORRY HONEY
Waiter: May I get you anything?
Alexis: I'll have the Schwarma and chocolate milk please
Thor: MARRY HER MARRY THE WOMAN MR BANNER
Bruce: Wow that's what I was gonna get! I'll have the same thing please.
Waiter: Of course sir.
Alexis: I'm so glad Tony set us up!
Bruce: Yeah me too.
Tony: Aww yeah!!!!
20 MINUTES LATER
Alexis: That schwarma was delicious
Bruce: It really was
Waiter: May I get you two anything for dessert?
Bruce: Would you like to split something?
Alexis: Sure! We'll have the Poptart soufflé please!
Thor: OH MARRY HER MR BANNER!! MARRY THE WOMAN!! SHE'S PERFECT!! ASDFGHJKL
Steve: Calm down Thor
Tony: Yeah bro It's not like Age of Ultron came out....
10 MINUTES LATER
Alexis: Well thanks for walking me to my car, and paying.
Bruce: No problem
Tony: Kiss her man kiss her
Steve: KISS HER
Alexis: Well I had a great time we should do something again!
Bruce: Definitely here's my number!
Tony: KISSS HEERRRR BRROOOO
Alexis: *kisses Bruce* goodnight
Bruce: Yeah see you again!!!
Tony, Steve, Thor: YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH
30 MINUTES LATER
Bruce: I'm home guys!! Why are there popcorn containers everywhere?
Steve: Oh we were uh watching uh
Tony: Wizards of Waverly Place!!!
Bruce: Yeah okay, so how'd I do?
Tony: Well we wouldn't know!
Bruce: Please the camera lens on my tie is the size of my fist. You're just lucky I hid it from Alexis.
END OF AUDIO RECORDING
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