A/N: Yo Rollys, it's me!!! So I might not get to update as often this week 'cause my little cousins are visiting. Plus I have to keep them entertained so I'll probably be uploading on mobile. Sorry.
QOTD: Who's your godly parent. How are you related to them?
Me: Hephaestus, I love making things-everything from stories to Lego death machines :3
So Read on Rollys!
Nate
SHIELD AUDIO RECORDING
Jason: You know, Im a major character in the books- you think I'd get mentioned in this story more often.
Piper: It's okay honey, it's okay.
Jason: I mean, the author mentions Calypso more often and she's only been in like 5 chapters!!!
Calypso: I am sorry Jason but I'm more attractive so that's probably why he likes me more.
Jason: Ugh.
Percy: Hey guys! So who wants to go cake tasting!?
Thor: I WISH TO GO TO THE TASTING OF THE CAKE! HOW SCRUMPTIOUS!
Piper: Why are we going cake tasting?
Percy: Didn't you hear???? Annabeth and I are getting married!!!!!!
Annabeth: Oh gods...Percy I-
Percy: I've called my mom! And Tyson! And my dad! Who said something about our child possibly being a fish!!
Leo: AND YOU CAN NAME HIM PERCY JR!!!!
Annabeth: Actually I like the name Nemo... You know Percy...I never actually proposed to you. But what the Hades, lets get married anyway!!!!!
Leo: OMG OMG OMG Annie! Can I be your Maid of Honor?
Natasha: Shoot me in the face.
Clint: Hey I wanna be the Maid of Honor...Nat didn't let me be hers.
Natasha: You were the groom!!!!
Clint: So???
Natasha: Bose.
Percy: I'm thinking an Under the Sea wedding....
Annabeth: Uhm...yeah we'll consider that.
Steve: Oh my Gawd Percabeth!!!!!!
Nico: WE'LL MAKE YOUR WEDDING EXACTLY LIKE THE FANFICTION I WRITE- that uh doesn't exist...
Everyone: ...
Thalia: Why do I date you?
Nico: Cause I'm sexy.
Thalia: No you're sassy. There's a difference.
Percy: *snaps fingers in a formation.* Gurrrllllllllll...
Steve: You crazy kids won't have to pay a dime! I can cook your cake. My baking skills are amazing if I do say so myself.
Loki: So what's going on?
Everyone: *jumps* AHHHH
Loki: Oh come on, you guys know I can't cause any real harm.
Thor: *pulls Loki into big hug* COME YOU MAY DISCUSS THE WEDDING OF THE PERCABETH WITH US
Loki: Oh joy.
Percy: My Mom is coming guys! You have to be on your best behavior!
Annabeth: Yes and my Dad is a really cool guy but he does value intellect so if you could not be like Bruce is right now...
Bruce: Hey I can fit three fish sticks in my nose!
Thor: HAHAHA I CAN FIT NINETEEN
Annabeth: That's actually pretty impressive.
---THAT NIGHT
Aphrodite: *flashes in* OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG PERCABETH IS LOVE PERCABETH IS LIFE!!!!!!!!
Piper: I KNOW RIGHT *breathes heavily into a paper bag*
Piper & Aphrodite: .....
Piper & Aphrodite: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK [That's like an excited girl scream not like an Annabeth seeing a spider scream :P]
Frank: Can you girls keep it down?
Piper: CAN YOU DUCKING KEEP IT DOWN??
Aphrodite: HOLD MY SEASHELL DAUGHTER IMMA SLAP DAT KID
Frank: Meep!
---THE NEXT DAY (IN OLYMPUS)
Poseidon: Did you hear the good news Athena? We're going to be in-laws!
Athena: Excuse me?
Poseidon: Aphrodite was telling everone! Percy and Annabeth are getting married!
Athena: *eyes turn red*
Athena: *smoke begins coming out of nostrils*
Athena: *fire comes out of mouth*
Athena: AWWWW HADES NAW *teleports to Demivengers Tower*
Annabeth: Mom!
Athena: Don't Mom! me! Mom! Yourself!!!!!! What's this I hear about you getting engaged to the little mermaid?
Annabeth: Yeah! Percy and I are getting married! I'm sending out the invitations now!!! You and Poseidon were gonna get one!
Aphrodite: What about meh?
Annabeth: Where'd you come from?
Aphrodite: Oh I hide in the tower all the time to snap pictures for my Percabeth diary...I mean- I was uh looking for the bathroom! *teleports out*
Athena: I forbid you from marrying Perseus. That is final.
Annabeth: Wha- why?!?!?
Athena: He is a fool Annabeth! He is just like his ignorant idiot of a father!
Percy: *shouting in the distance* I WANT THE LAST COOKIE
Athena: My point is proven.
Annabeth: But mom...
Athena: You will not Annabeth. I'm leaving now.
Percy: Wait!
Athena: What do you want?
Percy: Ma'am. If I may say... your daughter was the best thing that ever happened to me. If I had to choose between my powers, my life even, and her- it's no doubt what I would choose... She's helped me through quests I didn't even comprehend... I love Annie. And I am a fool. If you think I shouldn't marry her- I have no right to argue.
Athena: That was beautiful....*wipes tear from eye* Take good care of my daughter Perseus. *teleports away*
Annabeth: You Seaweed Brain.
Percy: You Wise Girl.
Percy & Annabeth: *hug*
END OF AUDIO RECORDING
I'm getting so many feels right now... Do you guys like it more when I legit write or use the SHIELD Audio Recordings?
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The Demivengers: Percy Jackson Meets The Avengers
FanfictionWhen the prophecy of seven (and Nico) meet the Avengers not only will they kick butt but also create dramatic scenes and make you laugh in the process.
