A/N: So felt like updating for ya' Rollys!! I've had a bit of writing block lately but I think it's over. Also, one more thing! I'm going to start doing the whole Question of the Day thing! Every time I update I'll ask you something in the AN and you can answer in the comments!!
QOTD: What's your favorite band?
Me: Either My Chemical Romance or Fall Out Boy.
Thanks Rollys!
Nate
SHIELD AUDIO RECORDING
Leo: Are you ever worried Thalia?
Thalia: Hm? About what?
Leo: Well look over there, Jason and Nico are getting pret-ty friendly.
Jason: I ducking love you.
Nico: Ditto.
Jason: I'm not gay though.
Nico: No homo man
Thalia: I don't know what you mean.
Leo: .....
Natasha: I'm gonna go put the baby monitor in Hammy and Kat's room.
Percy: HEY EVERYONE GUESS WHAT?!!?!?
Tony: You got legs but your nemesis took your voice?
Percy: No.
Percy: Was that a Little Mermaid reference?
Annabeth: Did you cure cancer?
Percy: Better!!!
Everyone: ....
Hazel: We're waiting.
Percy: I GOT A FOOD TRUCK!!!!!
Leo: HADES YEAH!!!
Everyone else: .........
Annabeth: Seaweed brain...how did you get a food truck?
Percy: It uh it fell off the back of a truck...
Steve: I understood that reference. Doesn't it mean it was stolen?
Percy: Meep no!
Natasha: Be honest to me or I'll pound your ducking face in!
Kat: *giggles and claps*
Everyone: AWWWWWWW
Percy: Okay fine! I won it at a poker game.
Piper: We've been over this Percy, you shouldn't play poker with water nymphs...
Percy: Well I have an issue!!!!
Percy: And I need one of you to help me run it!
Leo: *fangirl gasps* It has always been my dream to work in a food truck!
Percy: Well then you're in bro.
Leo: Awesome bro, when do I start?
Percy: Well I have the truck part, I just don't have any food...so as soon as I get some food.
---1 DAY LATER
Leo: This truck has everything Percy!
Percy: No you shall call me Mr Boss while you're working!
Leo: Uh okay, by the way, what am I getting paid?
Percy: Hmm what's the minimum wage around here?
Leo: There is none.Percy: Half of that!
Leo: Alrighty then. So what kind of food do we sell?
Percy: Blue! Blue! Blue Blue! *waves arms into the air and runs around the block* BLUEEEEEEE
Leo: Blue food. Sounds good bro.
Percy: Ahem.
Leo: Sorry, Mr. Bro.
Percy: That's more like it!!! So here's your job!
Percy: You get the customer's order! Then you find whatever type of food they want from this cornucopia! By the way, don't tell Piper I have it.
Leo: Got it.
Percy: Then you take their food and dye it blue. The food dye is right here, next to your emergency toilet.
Leo: I'll need an emergency toilet?
Percy: You will be working 6 AM to 10 PM.
Leo: Oh okay cool.
Percy: So I'll be back at the tower watching you with this baby monitor and buying stock of Percy's Blue Food inc.
Leo: Sounds good.
Percy: Alright and if you screw this up I'll fire you.
Leo: *hands burst into flames* No I'll fire you.
Percy: Yeah I'm going now. *runs out*
Leo: *whistle* Wait. If Percy has the baby monitor what did Natasha put in the babies' room?
---MEANWHILE IN HAMMY AND KAT'S ROOM
Kat: Why the duck is there a souvenir paperweight from the New York aquarium here?
Hammy: Beats me, let's lick it.
Kat: Good idea.
---THE FOOD TRUCK
Leo: Ooh a customer!
Man: Hello is all your food blue?
Leo: Yup, we take great pride in it!
Man: Okay well I'll take uh some pork tenderloin, blue of course.
Leo: Got it! Be right back!
Leo: Okay okay cornucopia, pork tenderloin.. Good good.
Leo: Now where's the dye-oh in between the toilet and the extra gas cans. Weird that we have those. I have a bad feeling about this story part...
Leo: Okay which dye is blue? They're not labeled! Is it this one with the green sticker? NOPE thats green! Okay how about this one with the red sticker? NOPE! Uh purple? Yellow? Grey? Blue! BLUE! Why do we have so much food coloring dye if we only serve blue food?
Leo: Here you go sir!
Man: Wha- this is rainbow colored!
Leo: Yeah so is my shirt. Wrong day to wear white...
Man: I'm not paying for this!
Leo: And I'm not getting paid for this so...
Man: I'll just take this and be on my way!
Leo: You can't do that!
Man: I can and I am.
Leo: NO YOU CAN'T
Man: Bye
Leo: ARRGHHH *hands burst into flame* *runs to door* *trips*
Leo: NO THE GAS CANS! THE DYE!!!!!
Truck: *explodes* BOOMMM
Truck: *explodes some more* BOOOOOOOOOOM
Truck: *eh better explode a little more* BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Truck: *and one more for the road* BOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM
Leo: *wipes multicolored dye off face* Are you done?
Truck: Yeah I think so...
Leo: Ugh I'm covered in dye...At least the cornucopia survived, and the toilet I guess that's important. Wooh, never again do I try to get a job...
Natasha: WHO TOOK KAT'S BABY MONITOR?!?!?!?!?!?
Leo: MEEP
END OF AUDIO RECORDING
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FanfictionWhen the prophecy of seven (and Nico) meet the Avengers not only will they kick butt but also create dramatic scenes and make you laugh in the process.
