Bill
-you lived in Washington
-and decided it would be fun to visit some friends in Montana
-"bill?"
-"yes y/n?"
-"are we there yet?"
-"y/n we haven't left our fucking house yet."
-"ya we have, we've been in the car for hours bill."
-"by hours you mean minutes? Maybe seconds?"
-"how much longer."
-"12 hours."
-"fuck"
Stan
-you live in Arizona and travel to Texas
-"Stan will you get me this?"
-"Why?"
-"so I won't be bored."
-"you think me buying you a printer will make you less bored on a road trip to Houston."
-"yes Stan."
-"no y/n it won't"
-"I still want it Stan"
-"we are leaving in a few hours, I am not buying a fucking printer."
-"then how about a-"
-"nope"
Richie
-you live in Wisconsin and you were traveling to Mississippi
-"what state are we in richie?"
-"how am I supposed to know y/n"
-"because you're driving."
-"well why don't you try to find out."
-"I don't want to tho."
-"then we don't know."
-"oh I just googled my location, we're only in fucking Missouri."
-"Why don't we just stop and go to a motel or something."
-"my parents are expecting us."
-"I don't care y/n."
-"sounds like a plan then trashmouth."
Eddie
-you live in California and you were going to Colorado.
-"what are we gonna do when we get there Eds?"
-"I dunno y/n, why don't you just drive so I can sleep."
-"well Eddie it was your idea to just leave so why don't you come up with something to do we're already halfway through Utah."
-"fine why don't we eat."
-"well duh we're gonna eat."
-"uh maybe like hiking somewhere?"
-"sure"
-"can I please sleep now y/n/n."
Mike
-you live in derry and you were traveling to New York
-"mike I love you."
-"I love you too y/n"
-"thank you for taking me on this trip."
-"your welcome y/n."
-"you know how much I love you right, mike?"
-"yes y/n and I love you soo much too."
-"thank you mik-"
-"oh my god y/n just let me drive."
-"Jesus I'm sorry."
-"are we there yet?"
-"GOD DAMMIT!"
Beverly
-you live in Florida and were going to California (idk man)
-"Beverly why couldn't we go somewhere cooler? I can't stand this fucking heat."
-"but y/n/n we're going to LA!"
-"LA can go fuck itself I'm turning the car around and we're going to Iowa or something."
-"y/n, it's summer. Almost everywhere we go is gonna be hot."
-"not Russia..."
-"we aren't driving to Russia y/n."
-"Siri, how can I get from Florida to Eastern Russia by car?"
Ben
-you live in Michigan and you were traveling to Tennessee
-"ben how many snacks will we need?"
-"I dunno just get a lot of food but not like a lot lot."
-"but like I need a price range otherwise I'm going to spend like $1000 on food."
-"fine, how about $75."
-"fucking hell ben are you trying to make me go bankrupt?"
-"jeez y/n, $50."
-"$15 won't change much."
-"well I don't know just get us what you think we might need!"
-"fine."
-"so like $45?"
-"y/n stop."
Henry
-you live in Canada and you were traveling to Illinois
-"y/n what's the weather gonna be like there?"
-"I dunno? Maybe cold since it's the winter?"
-"right."
-"how many clothes should I pack?"
-"that's up to you Henry."
-"well am I going to wear any clothes?"
-"no henry you're just going to walk around the streets of Chicago naked."
-"oh."
-"are you fucking stupid?"
-"kidding y/n... unless you rather me not be wearing any clothes."
-"Jesus Henry can you stop being horny just for a day?"
Haha haha that was bad.
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