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Stella Santiago: So, Ellie, Sam, how are you guys doing on you're mythology assignment?
Sam Williams: HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE A RESUME PRETENDING TO BE THANATOS?!?
Ellie Davis: Um...I have no idea what I'm going to do for Hestia...
Annabeth Chase: Why don't you guys just, ya know, ask the gods?
Stella Santiago: ......................
Sam Williams: .....................
Ellie Davis: ...................
Stella Santiago: I feel stupid now.
Sam Williams: Same
Leo Valdez: So, Stel, who do you have?
Stella Santiago: ...my father...
Poseidon: OOH! OOH! I CAN HELP!
Stella Santiago: PLEASE!
Stella Santiago: Ok, so I have to write a resume for well, you, getting a job in the mortal world.
Triton: I thought you were going to spend some time with mom...
Poseidon: She went on a cruise, said something about a handsome captain...eh, whatever
Stella Santiago: THAT'S IT! Thank you so much dad!
Stella Santiago has logged off
Poseidon: Uh...you're welcome?
*An hour of BSery later*
Stella Santiago has logged back on
Stella Santiago: Aaaaaaaaaaaand done
Poseidon: Can I see?
Stella Santiago: sure, here's the resume:
L ord Poseidon
6784 Seaside Lane, Atlantis, Greece 12345
(278) 732-4630
underdasea@hermesmail.com
Objective: To become a Captain of a Cruise liner
Summary: God of Sea
Immense understanding of marine life
Can navigate the toughest of marine regions
Can calm raging seas and unruly currents
Education: Ph.D. in Oceanography
Corinth University of Sea Life (CUSL), Corinth, Greece
M.A. in Nautical Navigation
Corinth University of Sea Life (CUSL), Corinth, Greece
B.A. in Saltiness and Revenge
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