Lolly's Adventures #1 [COMPLETED]

Adventure #8: Part 2: How To Break Into Your House For Dummies

"No!" Iris exclaimed. "I can do this. Plus I'm filming the whole thing because this is the craziest thing I've ever done."

I looked up a bit and saw Iris holding her phone recording. I was pretty sure we were going to end up on Americas Funniest Home Videos for the worst people to break into a house.

"Iris just get down!" I said.

"No." Iris insisted as she tried standing up on my arms. I winced in pain but didn't say anything. "I can do this. I just need a minute too..." She stood up grabbing onto something on the side of the house so she wouldn't fall back. "There! I can reach the window! Okay try going just a bit higher."

"I'm about to crumble into pieces!" Emilie groaned.

I stood up as tall as I could and next thing I knew Iris was no longer on my arms. I quickly got of Emilie and she stood up. We watched as Iris fell trough the window and heard crashing.

"Are you okay?" I yelled up.

A few seconds later Iris stuck her head out the window smiling. "Yup!" She said.

"Open the front door!" Emilie said smiling.

"Oh...right!" Iris said like she had forgotten the whole reason why we had made her go through the window. She held up her phone recording us. "We did it!" She yelled before running off.

"Come on lets go to the front." I said but Emilie winced. "It was your idea."

"Yeah but now I feel like I broke my back. I think I need to go to the hospital." She said rubbing her back.

"Come on lets go inside and then we'll figure out if you need to go to the hospital." I said and she nodded.

We jogged over to the front of the house and Iris opened the front door with a big smile. "That was awesome!" She said jumping up and down.

"I need ice!" Em said and hurried towards the open door.

The three of us froze though when we heard the police cars. I turned hoping for the best but expecting the worst. Two police cars stopped in front of the house and two got out of one car and one out of the other.

"Freeze!" One of the guys yelled. "Don't move!"

"Shit." I cursed and next thing I knew Emilie and Iris were running down the front lawn.

"I'm too young to go to prison!" Iris yelled as she slipped on something and fell. One of the police officers caught her before she could get up and run again and the other one chased after Emilie.

I covered my face with my hands embarrassed by their behaviour. Why would they run when we're already in a sticky situation. Now it looks like we were breaking into the house.

"Do you have any weapons ma'am?" The police officer that wasn't holding into Em and Iris asked me taking cautious steps towards me.

"Does a soda can opener count as a weapon?" I asked.

"Ma'am we are going to take you and your accomplices to the police station." He said still walking slowly towards me.

"Why?" I asked.

"For breaking into this house." He said.

"I live here and so do those two." I said pouting to Iris and Emilie. Iris was crying because she didn't want to spend the rest of her life in jail and Emilie was flirting with the young police officer that was holding onto her. He didn't look like he minded either.

"Mr. Harris called us when he first bought the house in case crazy fans like you tried breaking in. He told us to take you to the police station and hold you until he could get there and talk to the fans." He said.

"Yeah well I live here and Dexter Harris is my brother." I said.

He laughed, he actually laughed. "Look young lady my teenage daughter is obsessed with Dexter and his friend Charlie. She's pretty much told me everything about them and never has she mention him having a sister. Now if you won't come with us by choice I'll have to take you by force." He said.

"But he is my brother!" I said. "I'm Lolly Harris! We have the same last name!"

"Miss that is obviously a fake name. Nobody in their right mind would name their child Lolly." He said grabbing me and pulling me towards the police car. Iris and Em were being put into the other one.

I looked at his name tag thing. "Yeah well nobody in their right mind would name their boy Dick." I then smiled sweetly as he opened the back door and made me get in. "But it suits you. You really are a dick." He slammed the door shut and I sighed.

Great. I'm in the back of a police car, with a police officer named Dick, Emilie is flirting with a police officer, Iris is crying, and we're about to be driven to the police station for breaking into our house.

Isn't this just a lovely way to end a day?

I looked out my window and saw that girl obsessed with Charlie looking out her window with a smile. Oh hell no. She did not...she did! That little spoiled brat called the cops on us! I watched as she saw me and waved goodbye as the car drove off.

This is not the end! This is only the beginning of a war a thirteen year old girl obsessed with the guy I lik-I mean...obsessed with Charlie...this is only the beginning of this war. I will start planning to fight back soon after someone helps Em, Iris, and I out of jail and we get a well deserved night of sleep.

But for now this is a guide of How To Break Into Your House For Dummies.

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UPDATE: THEY DIDN'T DO WHAT THEY WERE GOING TO DO AT THE DENTIST SO I'M PAIN FREE FOR NOW BUT MY LIP IS NUMB!