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THIS IS MEGAN FROM THE FUTURE THAT THIS WAS WRITTEN. Do you're self the favor and skip this chapter.... you'll thank me later....

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* LOTS OF BE MORE CHILL REFERENCES BEGIN THROWN IN THE FIRST PARAGRAPH, P.s This is going to get dirty really quick
PLEASE READ WITH CAUTION!!!! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK DOESN'T HAVE TO DO WITH THE STORY!!!!!!!!!!! IT GETS SEXUAL REALLY FAST! CAUTION!!

Laf Pov

Okay.. okay just follow with the plan.. You officially know she likes pickup lines.I guess I can use one or two. Okay remember "be more chill." You can do "more than survive" this dance. You hopefully got "upgraded," according to Thomas. So... how do I start.. hey Y/n, "do you wanna hang? "That sounds stupid. I swear life is like a "two player game," I want her to be my player two. Since when have I been this cheesy, oh god, there she is....... 

Panic?

Panic.

Ma vie est en train de s'écraser! TOUT! ELLE A L'AIR ... Zut! Je ne peux pas faire ça! Je ne peux vraiment pas! Comparé à moi, je ressemble à un garçon paysan. LA VOIE QUE LA ROBE HUGE LES COURBES, Salope de baise. [MY LIFE IS CRASHING! ALL! SHE LOOKS SO.... DAMN! I CAN'T DO THIS! I REALLY CAN'T! COMPARED TO ME, I LOOK LIKE A PEASANT BOY. THE WAY THAT DRESS HUGS THE CURVES, HOLY FUCKING SHIT!]

I could slowly but surely feel a tent grow in my pants as my mind goes wild thinking about her.

Merde! Je ne peux pas garder ma bite dans mon pantalon quand elle est là. Je me demande ... comment aurait-elle sonner si elle m'appelait, papa ..... sainte baise qui serait si chaud ...[Shit! I can't keep my dick in my pants when she's around. I wonder.... how would she sound if she called me, daddy.....holy fuck that would be so hot...]

As I went to the most dirtiest parts of my mind, thinking about her giving me a how you say... blow job? I kept thinking about me begin inside her, and how good she would make me...damn she looks fine...... I just wanna.... fuck her. I want to fuck her senseless till she can't get up and walk... I can't wait for that day..

"Hello?" An unfamiliar voice said

"Huh?" I said snapping back to reality

'Laf you okay? Your drooling, a lot and you got this huge tent!" Peggy said

"Oh, shit!" I said moving to a corner so we can continue to talk without anyone noticing

"You like how she looks, don't you?" She said wiggling her eyebrows

"....yeah.." I said with a sigh

"I told her to get something that exposed her chest more but no, she said. I don't want anyone to look my chest.. or at me she said. But on what that little dress did to you, geez! I call it a job well done." Peggy said ranting a bit.

Show more chest, holy shit.... her moaning my name as I sucked and caressed her breast... holy shit.

"Laf?" Peggy said bringing me back to Earth.

"Huh!?"I said surprised 

"You're drooling more and that tent is staying there." Peggy said chuckling a bit

"Okay, I am going my car and deal with this tent."I said 

"Okay.. man sure nobody catches you." Peggy said with a look saying I can help you get out if you just ask.

"You can only hope." I said quickly walking out.

I quickly left but not before making quick eye contact with (Y/n), after that I ran out and unlocked my car. I quickly went to the back and unbuckled my belt. My thing sprung out really quick. (*I couldn't type it... I am so sorry!*)

I quickly started to masturbate...

*** 3 hours later..

I finally settled and decided to head back. I walked up the stairs and I see (Y/n) outside sitting by her self..

"What are you doing out heere?" I asked (*get it*)

"Waiting for you..." she responded looking at the floor

"Why is that?" I asked with a smug look

"Peggy told me you left to deal with something.. I was just making sure you were returning." She said looking me dead in the eye

"Oh.. okay.. wanna go inside and have the night of our lives?" I said somewhat disappointed but then cheered up

Hell yeah!" She said

After a couple of hours we noticed Herc go up as Dj, signaling me the time was soon to come. The girls were having the night of their lives.. Peggy was grinding on the wall and (Y/n) was grinding on me. Eliza and Angelica joined soon at some point. And the guys were joining in to. Dancing dirty with random people.
But(Y/n) was grinding on me!! This is awesome! I gave her a couple of dirty pickup lines(* which author~Chan is too lazy to write*) and she laughed and did it back.

I didn't even bother asking her to be my girlfriend like I was planning.. we were all having too much fun and I didn't want to make things awkward.. I can wait a while longer... tonight was the best.. especially since (Y/N) sat on my lap and grinded really hard on me.. and started making bits of moaning sounds that only I can hear... those sounds were music to my ears.. probably since John and Alexander spiked the punch with strong af mix of alcohol. Vodka, tequilla and Circo.
We were all intoxicated... except me.. just to make sure I don't do something stupid like last time. All i could really say is that night was the

Best. NIGHT. EVER!

End! Author's Note

Done!!! Author Chan is really lazy to write more... oops anyways hope you enjoyed!!! See you in the next chapter.. also... WHY IS SNOWING IN THE SPRING! Like what the fuck is this?!  Also.... I am bad at lemon.. but a lemon is coming soon...so yeah.... Imma practice or ask a friend to write it for me... so... yeah.... byeee😘😘😘

4.09.18

Edit 7.8.19

So.... um... funny story my friend told me what to write during this chapter... and I can't bring myself to ever reread this so.. I'm planning on destroying it. Also the reason why I made another book

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