MARRIAGE?! Σ(・口・)

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TS: GAO!

Gao: Yeah?

TS: UH, THIS?! *lifts the computer*

[...Nothing happened.]

TS: Oh, the screenshot is broken...I'll just show you the link.

(https://www.animenewsnetwork.com/interest/2018-01-13/voice-actress-suzuko-mimori-wrestler-kazuchika-okada-acknowledge-relationship/.126381)

Gao: Huh? Okada-san is getting married?! That's good news!

TS: I know, right?

Mr. Okada: It's Mr. Okada.

Gao: AH!

TS: Congrats!

Mr. Okada: Why, thank you!

Drum: ...You do realize he's marrying the seiyuu of your sister?

Gao: What? I thought he's marrying Sonada Umi's VA?

Batzz: Check the wiki, damnit!

Gao: Okay...? *checking the wiki*

Bal: What did I miss, bal?

Drum: Well-

GAO: AH!!!!!!!!! *throws computer out the room*

(A/N: My house doesn't have those easy-to-break anime trope-y windows. Here, we have thick glass that is as heavy as a brick.)

TS: GAO, YOU IDIOT!

Gao: MR. OKADA, WHY ARE YOU MARRYING MY SISTER?!

Mr. Okada: Correction; I'm marrying your sister's VA.

Gao: *continues screaming* THIS CAN'T BE UNSEEN!!!

Drum: You have failed, Gao. You failed!

Gao: *flops and cries* Waahahaha...

TS: *sweat-drops* My reaction was way more better than his.

~Flashback!~

TS: *screaming* WHAAAAAAAAAAT?! USOOOOOOOOOOO-

Neggie: *throws a chicken bone at her* QUIET DOWN, WILL YA?!

TS: B-BUT...! THE OCEAN IS GETTING MARRIED TO MR. OKADA!!! I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THIS MOMENT!

Neggie: YOU'RE A FAN OF HONOKA, SO WHY SHOULD YOU BE WORRIED ABOUT UMI?!

TS: ONE DOESN'T SIMPLY CHOOSE ONE WAIFU!

Neggie: THERE'S AQOURS!

TS: IT AIN'T ENOUGH!

~End of Flashback!~

TS: *sighs heavily* Ah, memories!

Hanako: TS, why is the floor flooded?

TS: Really? *looks down; floor is full of tears* I'm going to get a hollow block.

Batzz: What's it for, an arts and craft project?

TS: Mope, I'm going to knock him out to prevent flooding because this house doesn't have any flipping plants!

Mr Okada: What about that? *points at some green leaves*

TS: Those are snake grass. I can't flood them!

Bal: Are they made out of snake poop, bal?

Drum & Batzz: ...What?

TS: Eh...No?

Hanako: Hey, Okada-san!

Mr Okada: It's Mr Okada. What is it?

Hanako: Gao was supposed to play video games with me...Can you take his place?

Mr Okada: Sure! *thumbs up-

Gao: AHHHHH!!! *tackles him* YOU'LL NEVER TAKE HER ALIVE!

Everyone in the house: GAO!

=END=

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