Mini Buddies!! Let's Buddyfight!

The TRUE Weakness of Every Big Dragon

Ossu! Minna-

Azi Dahaka: I HAVE WON! *guffaws*

Gao: Bal...*cries* I'm so sorry!

Soleil: G-gao...*faints*

Paruko: NO!!! BALLE SOLEIL IS FINALLY DEFEATED BY AZI DAHAKA! WHAT SHOULD WE DO!

Baku: Damn it! I thought that deck would have defeated him, not the other way around!

Ozon B: We're all dead! Wait... I'm already dead!

Kuguru: SHUT UP!

TS: ...Looks like we have no choice! *puts on some dainty shades*

Everyone: What?!

TS: Dai, Genma, do your thing!

Genma: It's been ancient time since I have appeared in this book...Very well! DUEL...*rips off his clothes* SIEGER!!!

Dai: It's a big dragon calling festival!!!

Duel Sieger & Duel Jaeger: *appears while eating burgers*

Genma: ...

Dai: ...

Azi Dahaka: ...What?

Sieger: *roars* WHAT? WE'RE HAVING A BREAK!

Jaeger: *roars* YEAH! *accidentally steps on a car* OOPS! SORRY!

Paruko: TS, what are you-

TS: Shh, wait for it...

Azi Dahaka: HAH, YOU EXPECT ME TO AGAINST THESE TWO? NO BIG DEAL! *charges towards the Duels* RAGH!!!

Jaeger: BYE! *disappears*

Sieger: OI, WAIT FOR ME! *disappears too*

Azi Dahaka: *crashes into a building* OOF! COWARDS!

-phone rings-

TS: It is time...*picks up the phone* Hello~? *nods* Oh, yeah he's here. I'll give the phone to you. *speaker mode* Enjoy.

Azi Dahaka: W-WHAT?

Woman #1: YOU FIEND! HOW DARE YOU RAMPAGE THE CITY?! YOU JUST WOKE UP MY SON, WHO WAS RESTING UP FOR A BIG SOCCER GAME TOMORROW!

Woman #2: YEAH! MY DAUGHTER HAS A KENDO TOURNAMENT TOMORROW TOO! HOW IS SHE SUPPOSED TO WIN IF SHE LACKS EIGHT HOURS OF SLEEP, HUH?!

Woman #3: ALL OF MY CHILDREN HAVE ATTEND A DANCE RECITAL TOMORROW!

Azi Dahaka: Uh...UH...AH...

Gao: W-what did you just do..?

Dai: Gao, do you remember that Jump Out!!! Buddy-kun animated shorts?

Gao: Oh yeah! Wait, what about them?

Dai: Episode 14, check it out!

Paruko: It would be better if you explained it...

Woman #I lost count: Such a nuisance! 

Woman #I dunno: You destroyed my car, prepare to DIE!

Woman #Meh: You monster! You're making my children cry! 

Azi Dahaka: I..I CAN'T TAKE ANY OF THIS ANY LONGER!!! *flies away* 

TS: Well, that's-

Azi Dahaka: HERE! TAKE YOUR BOLD PRIVILEGES BACK!!! *throws dem bold back to meh face*

TS: THAT'S more like it! Thanks for your complaint, ladies. Have a good night and may god bless you and your families. 

All Women: THANK YOU! *hangs up* 

Bal: *wakes up* Meow, that was a good rest!

Gao: What's with the meow?! You aren't Cait Sith in Boots!

Ozon B: Ah! Youth...I wish I was human, but that's all, folks!

Baku: Wait, this short?!

Kuguru: You damned zombie, don't you dare end-

Paruko: THE END!!!

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