Taeil: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life. Haechan: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this. Mark: My will to live! I haven't seen this in 15 years! Renjun: I knew I lost that potential somewhere! Chenle: Mental stability, my old friend! *dolphin laughs* Taeil: Guys, could you lighten up a little? •••
Taeyong: Who's in charge of Dream here? Renjun: ... Haechan: ... Mark: ... Jeno: ... Chenle: ... Jisung: Well, usually that's whoever yells the loudest. •••
*at the first practice after Taeyong becomes the leader* Taeyong: Well, I guess I should introduce myself. I'm- Jaehyun: *enters* Taeyong: ... Taeyong: Gay. •••
Jaehyun: Talk to him, that's what friends do. Doyoung: Nope, I'm gonna wait 'till I'm on my deathbed, get in the last word and then die immediately. Jaehyun: That's your plan for dealing with this? Doyoung: That's my plan for dealing with everything. I have seventy-seven arguments I'm going to win that way. •••
Yuta: Alright, so you and I are married. Sicheng: We are not married. Yuta: Relax, it's just pretend. Sicheng: I don't wanna pretend. Yuta: Scared you'll like it? Sicheng: Okay, if we're married, I want a divorce. Renjun: Are they like this all the time? Mark: Yes. •••
Jaemin: Do you wanna know how I actually hurt my back? Chenle: Yes. Jaemin: I was hula-hooping. Mark and I attend a class for fitness and for fun. Chenle: *whispers* Oh my god... Jaemin: I've mastered all the moves – The Pizza Toss, The Tornado, The Scorpion, The Oopsie Doodle. Chenle: Why are you telling me all this? Jaemin: *smirks* Because no one will ever believe you. Chenle: You sick, sick son of a bitch. •••
Chenle: Your ears are fucking ridiculous Jisung: I didn't know you could see them from down there •••
*texting* Johnny: what r u doing? Ten: laying in bed Johnny: naked? Ten: yes Johnny: show me Ten: it's dark Johnny: i don't care Ten:
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