NCT Random Shit

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Doyoung: Man, today's been tough. I'm feeling kinda down to be honest.
Haechan: well suck it up!
Doyoung: right now I want to break your legs with a bat and tell you to "walk it off"
Haechan: *slowly slinks away silently*
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Renjun: My dream is to meet Moomin someday
Taeyong: that sounds like a great dream! Don't give up on it!
Yuta: yeah, just keep sleeping
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Jisung: I drink whole milk because I can't have anything less than 100% 😤😤😤
Chenle: ME TOO! Sometimes I mix my 2% milk and my whole milk!
Jisung: ...?
Chenle: that way I get 102%!!!!!
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Winwin: hey, what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?
Taeyong: it's 2 am...
Winwin: it becomes daytrogen
Taeyong: ...I'm going back to sleep
Winwin: good nightrogen!
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Jisung: *drops cookie*
Jisung: Shit
Johnny: WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE BITCH
Doyoung: I wonder where Jisung learned that from
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Taeyong in 3 years checking for all the members: ok roll call! Is 1-20 here? WAIT. I can't find 15! 17 where is he?! And no 34, get your feet away from 2. Come back here 56, you're worse than 3 was when he was the maknae of the dream unit. Get those carrots away from me 6.
(Because at this point he can't remember all 1382494829372 members names)
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