NCT Random Shit

十五

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*texting*
Ten: you alone
Johnny: yea whats up
Ten: well i'm about to take a shower wanna help me out :)
Johnny: is this your first time taking a shower?
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Doyoung: I think it makes you look dumb.
Taeyong: This hat?
Doyoung: Your face.
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Haechan: I can show you the world.
Haechan: But, I won't.
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Haechan: Can I-
Taeyong: No.
Haechan: But I didn't even-
Taeil: No.
Haechan: But-
Doyoung: No.
Haechan: *walking away* I swear my members have something against me. I just can't figure out what it is...
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[cuddling in bed]
Sicheng: Words ending in 'ie' are so cute, like 'sweetie' and 'cookie'.
Yuta, mumbling: And 'die'.
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Mark: Hey bro what's up
Haechan: Don't call me "bro", it's weird
Mark: Okay, my lovely honeypie
Haechan: Better.
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Taeil: It's family moments like these I will never forget.
Johnny: *scoffing*
Johnny: With a good therapist, hopefully, I will.
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Doyoung: Hey hyung, how do you make holy water?
Ten: I think you have to –
Doyoung: You boil the hell out of it!
Ten:
Ten: I'm leaving.
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Jisung: This is insane!
Renjun: You call it insane, we call it a Tuesday.
Chenle: ... It's Thursday.
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A/N: did anyone see the solar eclipse yesterday?