NCT Random Shit

二十三

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Yuta: Damn, Sicheng. Warn a guy before you do a face-plant on the floor next time. I could have looked all heroic and caught you or something
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Renjun: Do you ever get like water hungry?
Haechan: Thirsty?
Chenle: Water hungry.
Haechan: You two are imbeciles.
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*texting*
Taeil: stop letting your heart and and your genitals choose your man
Yuta: I'm confused....what is left
Yuta: Oh wait nevermind you meant your brain lol u right
Taeil: you really forgot your Whole brain
Taeyong: he read these texts with his heart
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Taeyong: What are Yuta and Doyoung arguing about this time?
Johnny: They have a bet going about what Jaehyun's like in bed. Yuta thinks she's secretly really kinky but Doyoung thinks he's too romantic.
Taeyong: Yeah, he's actually both.
Johnny:
Taeyong:
Taeyong: I mean... How would I know? I don't know what Jaehyun's like in bed.
Taeyong: But I would assume that he's both.
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Jisung: *orders a pizza* what a night
Jisung: *feels his phone buzz*
Jisung: And a text? Killing it
Jeno: That was just the pizza confirmation
Jisung: Well still
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Renjun: Good morning.
Mark: Good morning.
Jeno: Good morning.
Jisung: Good morning.
Haechan: You all sound like robots, "good morning, good morning", spice it up a bit!
Chenle: HEY MOTHERFUCKERS
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Sicheng: There's a man outside fighting with water.
Doyoung: The neighbour?
Sicheng: Yes.
Doyoung: Is he in the pool?
Sicheng: Yes.
Doyoung: Again, it's called swimming.
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Chenle: Would you eat ham everyday for the rest of your life if you got paid a million won for every month you lived?
Renjun: Yes, although I would most likely die of ham poisening.
Chenle: Ham overload.
Renjun: Ham overdose.
Chenle: Ham.
Renjun: Ham.
Chenle: Ham.
Renjun: Hhhhaaam.
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Jeno: Alright boys, let's do this thing. Go Team Dynamite!
Jaemin: ... But I though we agreed we'd go by the name Team Super-cool.
Jisung: As I recall, it was Team Awesome.
Chenle: I voted for Team Alpha Lion Squadron.
Mark: Alright, alright, alright. From henceforth, we shall be known as Team Alpha-Super-Awesome-Cool-Dynamite-Lion-Squadron.
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Mark: Hyung, I have a question.
Yuta: If you're going to ask about my sexuality.
Yuta: I'm afraid I can't give you a straight answer.
Mark:
Yuta:
Johnny: *from another room* YUTA YOU IDIOT THAT WAS MY JOKE
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