NCT Random Shit

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Jisung: So you like her?
Taeyong: Yes
Jisung: But you also like him?
Taeyong: yes!
Jisung: Well now I'm confused, do you like boys or girls?
Taeyong:  YES!!!
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Jeno: im pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of gummy worms
Renjun: i just ate a bag of those, like no joke
Jeno: you piece of fucking shit you just ate the love of my life
Renjun: the love of your life was delicious
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Serial killer :
Doyoung : *eats carrots*
Serial killer : Aren't you scared ?
Doyoung : *eating noises*
Serial killer :
Doyoung : What's wrong with you ? You tryna fight or nah?
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Johnny: Name one thing better that's better than a dog.
Jaehyun: Two dogs.
Johnny: Shit, you're right.
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Taeyong: I wasn't that drunk.
Jaehyun: You called yourself ugly.
Taeyong: ...
Jaehyun: Oh my God.
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Jeno: So what time does the judgmental express arrive?
Chenle: Donghyuck gets here at noon.
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Ten: You have to kiss the cutest person in this room.
Jaehyun: doyoung?
Doyoung: *blushes* Yes?
Jaehyun: Move aside, I need to get to Taeyong.
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"My members can never let me down because that would mean I had expectations for them in the first place."
Taeyong, the tired mother of NCT
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Taeil: I've been experiencing a headache lately that seems to come and go.
Haechan: *Walks in*
Taeil: Oh look, its back.
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Winwin: Would you still love me if I gained weight?
Yuta: *winks* Just means more cushioning for the loving.
Winwin: Awwwwwwwwww

Ten: Would you still love me if I gained weight?
Johnny: That'd imply that I love you now.
Ten: Bitch
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Mark: Why are you lying on the ground?
Chenle: I want the floor to admire my beauty up close.
Jaemin: Basically, he fucking tripped.
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Ten: I"m ready to say those three important words to you.
Johnny: *touched* Let's say it together.
(At the same time)
Johnny: I love you
Ten: Choke me daddy
Johnny:
Johnny: *experiencing technical difficulties*
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Taeil: What's the most important thing you've ever done in your life?
Taeyong: *winks* You.
Taeil: ASDFGHJKL.
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