NCT Random Shit

十八

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Yuta: This is so frustrating! I hate everything! I hate everyone!
Winwin: *voice cracks* Everyone?
Yuta: ...
Yuta: *sighs* Everyone, but you.
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Jaehyun: Taeyong, tell him where he can stick his grapes!
Taeyong: In the fridge
Jaehyun: No, Taeyong-
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Chenle: Right now a baby is being born. Right now at the same moment someone just clogged a public toilet and is running out of the stall as fast as they can. Life goes on.
Renjun: ...I hope that wasn't the same person.
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Doyoung: I don't feel good about this. I DON'T FEEL GOOD ABOUT THIS!
Taeyong: WHEN DO YOU FEEL GOOD ABOUT ANYTHING?!
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*during an interview*
Interviewer: I want everyone to tell me what their favorite outdoor activity is.
Renjun: Does going back inside count?
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Mark: Am I right, Haechan?
Haechan: I'm almost certain you're not, but to be fair, I wasn't listening.
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Taeil: What have you been doing over the summer Ten?
Ten: Jo-
Taeil: *sighs* I said what not whom
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Mark: I've looked high and low for someone I can love and adore and cook waffles for. The closest I've come is Jisung.
Johnny: He does love your waffles.
Mark: It's the cinnamon. I add cinnamon.
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Taeyong: Would you two stop fighting?
Yuta: We are not fighting. We are having a creative discussion.
Hansol: We are too fighting!
Yuta: Creative discussion.
Hansol: Fight!
Yuta: Discussion!
Hansol: Fight!
Taeyong: I can't believe you're actually having a fight about if you're having a fight!
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Doyoung: *answers his phone* Hello?
Haechan: It's Haechan.
Doyoung: What did he do this time?
Haechan: No, it's me, Haechan, it's actually me.
Doyoung: What did you do this time?
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Jisung: Taeyong, did you call the doctor and schedule my appointment yet?
Taeyong: Ya, I did, but Jisung why do you still wanna go to a pediatrician?
Jisung: Cause a regular doctor doesn't give me candy at the end, duh.
Taeyong: I can't keep doing this. I'm not your mom!
Jisung: Well.....
Renjun: You do exhibit rather motherly behavior Taeyong.
Chenle: Ya, I mean, my parents live in China, and Jeno's parents died in that train accident.
Jeno: Trains are fast.
Mark: So you're like our mom. Team mom! Team mom! Team mom!
Taeyong: I'm not the team mom!
Everyone: Team mom! Team mom! Team mom!
Taeyong: Jae, why are you chanting?!
Jaehyun: It is a catchy chant.
Haechan: .... Team m-
Taeyong: One more chant and no slushies after practice!
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