NCT Random Shit

十三

A/N: at this point this isn't an NCT randomness book it's just an NCT random quotes book

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Taeil: do y'all know what they say about quadruple million sellers?
Doyoung: what?
Taeil: I don't know I just wanted to say quadruple million sellers again
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Sicheng: So like do you speak any Japanese?
Taeyong: Well, I mean, I'm Korean so I don't really speak any-
Sicheng: Because if you do, I will sleep with you right now
Yuta: [Rushes in] I DO! Mitsubishi! Toyota!
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Doyoung : Okay, this is really the last song !
Fans : We won't go home !
Taeyong : They said they won't go home.
Doyoung : OK, but I will. 👸
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Taeil: And now a gay update from NCT 127's Yuta.
Yuta: getting gayer
Taeil: Thank you Yuta
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Johnny: I'm at the vet
Ten: why? Are you sick?
Johnny:
Johnny: ...and I'm dating you
Ten: what does that have to do with you being sick?!
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Taeil: you slept ALL day!
Doyoung: i was tired from the marathon
Taeil: ....it was a downton abbey marathon Doyoung
Doyoung: can you blame me? that family is exhausting
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Ten: i hate video games
Johnny: then explain why you got carpal tunnel?
Ten: i-
Yuta: it's obviously because he was jacking off too hard
Ten: NO
Yuta: yeah, i heard you.
Yuta: all night.
Ten: I WAS PLAYING BATTLEGROUND ALL NIGHT THAT'S WHY
Yuta: battleground? is that what the old people call it these days?
Ten:
Yuta:
Johnny:
Hansol: what's the point in trying to be friendly and engaging you all in conversation when it always ends in me knowing things about you that i never wanted to know
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