NCT Random Shit

十一

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Chenle, sitting next to Taeil: Did you know taco cat spelled backwards is still taco cat?
Taeil: *turns away from Chenle*
Jisung, on Taeil's other side: did you know now that 'dog food lid' spelled backwards is 'dildo of god'?
Taeil: *gets up and leaves*
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Mark: Would you shoot your best friend in the leg for 10 million dollars?
Chenle: [to Renjun] You shoot me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big ass house and range rovers.
Renjun: You can shoot me too, we'll have 20 million.
Chenle: Good thinking, fuck the system.
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Taeyong: Are you nervous?
Jisung: Yes.
Taeyong: Is this your first time?
Jisung: No, I've been nervous before.
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Yuta, to Doyoung: For someone who's 70% water you don't look very refreshing.
Johnny: BURNNNN
Doyoung: Water cannot be burned.
Johnny: EVAPORATEEEE
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Winwin: What does BDSM mean?
Taeyong: BIBLE DISCUSSION AND STUDY MEETING.
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Doyoung: *sneezes*
Ten:
Doyoung: You're not even going to say "bless you"?
Ten: I'm sitting here with you, you've clearly been blessed.
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Taeyong, on the phone with Sicheng: Did you preheat the oven like i asked?
Sicheng: yup
Taeyong: What temperature?
Sicheng: 534
Taeyong: That's the clock.
Sicheng:
Taeyong:
Sicheng: 535
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Taeyong: where should we go for our next vacation
Jaehyun: hawaii
Yuta: the himalayas
Haechan: hell
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Hansol: Hit the lights
Kun: *Punches the light switch and breaks it*
(Because I feel like the smrookies are underrated (⋟﹏⋞)
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Taeil: One bonus of being an adult is grossly misusing modern slang on purpose and watching the other members cry inside.
Taeil: A fine example: the other day I pointed at a passing meteor and, while looking Mark right in the eye, went "Man, is that bae or what, huh?" and the look on his face was something I will treasure for years.
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*at the nct 127 dorm*
Taeyong: Hello, people who do not live here.
Mark: Hey.
Jeno: Hi.
Renjun: Hello.
Chenle: Hey!
Taeyong: I gave you the key for emergencies!
Jisung: The dream dorm is out of Doritos
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*making dinner*
Jaehyun: alright, let's roast this chicken
Winwin: ok *turns to the chicken* the only time you ever got laid was the day you were born
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