NCT Random Shit

十二

A/N: this one's a bit short sorry I'm tired...

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Ten: I slept for 8 hours straight and two hours gay
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*while monitoring the cherry bomb music video*
Haechan: wait wait wait pause it!
Doyoung: what's wrong?
Haechan: i look....so good here
Doyoung: dude.
Haechan: look at me
Doyoung:
Haechan:
Doyoung:
Doyoung: wait you do damn 10/10 would smash if you weren't underage and annoying as fuck
Haechan: ayyyyyyyy
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*texting*
Taeyong: Renjun where are u
Renjun: at Mark's
Taeyong: send a pic
Renjun: k
Taeyong: what's Jisung smoking?!?!
Renjun:
Renjun: a capri sun
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Jaehyun: the floor is lava
*Mark is still*
Jaehyun: ???
Mark: lava rises so we're gonna die anyways
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Doyoung: Don't you ever get tired of winning, Taeyong?
Taeyong: Yeah, you'd think so, right? But no
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Taeil: Seriously, autocorrect needs to stop changing my fucks into ducks.
Taeil: I'm trying to write a strong worded message but instead it ends up sounding soft and adorable.
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Taeyong: so I'm in love with this person...
Ten: yeah?
Taeyong: they kinda look like you
Ten: ohmygod its me isn't it
Taeyong: no it's your sister
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*texting*
Ten: If you are smiling send me your smiles
Ten: If you are sleeping send me your dreams
Ten: If you are crying send me your tears
Johnny: I'm in the toilet... what do I send now?
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